Chapter 1
Chapter 1 — Beautiful Spring Lasts Forever
I—a wild child who wandered among beggars for ten years—today finally entered the fabled fragrant bath. The result... directly turned the entire tank as black as ink. The maids covered their noses, gagging while scrubbing me. The mud is thicker than the city wall, still floating on the water, closely "shoulder to shoulder" with the precious rose petals, the scene is... strangely harmonious. They scrubbed seven or eight times, changed the water from one bucket to another, yet our skin continued to "fade". The most remarkable thing is still the lice in the hair. Several maids held thick combs and took turns catching lice for me, one after the other, as if they were lining up to work. "Another one!" "There's more here!" "Oh my god, is a whole family of lice living in this hair?!" The climax was that they also discovered lice eggs, densely packed and neat, as if they were holding a hundred-day swearing-in ceremony of a kindergarten. My older brother stood outside the door, from horror to despair, and finally heartbrokenly said: "Or... cut it." I touched the hair that was so tangled that it could be used as a nine-blooded fairy, and waved my hand leisurely: "Cut it, cut it." Although the body, hair and skin were given to me by my parents. But with my state of wandering among beggars for ten years... If my parents saw this chicken nest that could hatch an army of lice, I'm afraid they would immediately break off the relationship. When I return to the Marquis Palace, my shiny forehead stands there—isn't it the top backdrop for white lotus flower to raise my sister! I almost foresaw the scene: In the hall of the Marquis's palace, I stood in the center wearing a reflective head, like a human-shaped night pearl. Bach Lien Hoa's foster sister wearing a fairy dress flew over, stood next to me, and directly acted out the "fairy and boiled egg" scene. She gently offered the tea, but suddenly her hand "slipped" and spilled hot water on her dress. Then she fell to the ground, her eyes filled with tears, she bit her lips and asked me: "Ah... sister, have I offended you?" I held her wrist with one hand, smiling sincerely from years of wandering in Cai Bang: "Oh my, why are your hands shaking like crazy? You used to study massage with a traditional Chinese medicine man on the street!" Then, I directly gave her a set of heirloom "disc scales and bones" that hurt so much that her face turned white, because where... out of control. Just as my parents were about to get angry, I quickly knelt down and cried loudly: "If you want to scold me, scold me! You're a rude girl, you don't deserve to use this kind of delicate bowl! You immediately go to the kitchen to get a basin for the pigs to drink water!" My parents were so angry that their beard trembled: "Reckless!" I immediately slid down onto my knees, hugging his thighs: "Father! I know it's wrong! I immediately went to the latrine to get a potty and offered it to him." sin!” The more I thought about it, the more excited I became. The mando in his hand seemed to have turned into the white lotus sister's face, half of it was taken in one bite. Brother standing next to me wanted to say again: "Eat slowly, there are all these things in the house, you can eat as much as you want." Ha, naive! I aggressively stuffed the sixth mantou into my mouth. According to this situation, we firmly hold the opposite scenario. If we don't eat to recover capital right now, should we wait until we get locked in the firewood room and then go eat rats?! That day, it was not yet dawn, and I was dragged straight out of the blanket by eight maids who treated me like a pig waiting to be slaughtered. They forced me down in front of the dressing table. I was still in a daze, only feeling that at least three pounds of powder was plastered on my face. When I opened my eyes— Oh my god! A great beauty, the flowers give way to the moon, the birds fall and the fish dive! "Is this... a painting scene?" I touched my face in fear. "Miss, don't move! Your eyelashes are about to fall out!" The head maid frantically stuck something on my eyelids. I looked closely— Very good! The eyelashes are so long that they can be used as brooms! I look at the bun on my head, so high that I can fly a kite. Wait… bald head
Where are we?! The maid shook my head triumphantly: "This is the wig that the day the young lady shaved her head, the young master ordered someone to make it all night." "The first young master told me, we must let the young lady recognize herself with dignity." I looked at the strange beauty in the mirror and suddenly understood. Got it. This is to use me as the female lead's replacement! First, pack me into a famous lady, wait for little sister Bach Lien to cause trouble, then let me take care of the trouble! Finally, another great battle between real and fake gold! Blind King is right! It's all a trick! … As soon as the carriage stopped completely, I was frightened by the scene before my eyes, causing me to stagger and almost fall. This gate... is even higher than the Mi district's temple! On the door there are also two shiny gold bracelets hanging. Could it be… made of real gold?! My heart was so scared that I trembled, but my steps were still proud. Big brother Convenience suddenly pulled me back: "You... go together hand and foot..." "Don't be nervous, big brother is here." Wherever we went, big brother Convenience also introduced in a low voice from behind: "East garden, West garden, Le Huong garden... Nam Lau, Bac Lau, Trich Tinh Lau..." Wherever we went, there were a group of maids and women bowing in unison. It's all so neat, it makes me wonder if they've been secretly practicing for three months. I lowered my voice and asked my brother in a low voice: "Brother, where is our kitchen?" "The whole family is so crowded... how many dishes do we have to steam a day?" I counted with my fingers: "A maid has three, a woman has two and a half, a young lady has four... so how much flour will it take?" The corner of my brother's mouth twitched: "You can rest assured... I won't let you go hungry..." Along the way, my eyes couldn't keep up: "Wow! The fake mountain island." Can this place be lived in? "It's for viewing." "Oh! This pond has so many fish!" "It's also for viewing!" "Ah! This stone lion... brother, can you try riding it?" Big brother held his forehead: "Sister, these are all for viewing..." Luxury!