Chapter 1 — Black Crow of Department 749

Everyone in my family has the destiny of God of Wealth. Elder Sai Tien, whoever smiles at someone makes him rich. That's why all day long he kept his face tense as if at a funeral, looking at everyone as if he owed him hundreds of billions. Second brother Sai Vuong, whoever points his finger at someone makes him rich. So normally he just puts his hands in his pockets and is extremely arrogant. But when it was my turn, Sai Moi Moi, my genes mutated. I haven't inherited even half of my ability related to money. On the contrary, every time I open my mouth, ten miles away is desolate and desolate. Wide area damage does not distinguish between enemies and friends, family members are not spared. What is good is not sacred, what is bad is evil, exactly like a "crow's beak". My parents and two brothers avoided me like evil. Exactly one month before I turned 18 years old... They threw me a separate household registration book and 8,888 yuan, then quickly divided my fortune to live separately. Tell me to go somewhere out of sight. They don't need me anymore. Come to think of it, I, Sai Moi Moi, am also a preschooler of my country, growing up in the arms of society. From a young age, I was smart and clever, I met someone I liked, and I saw a tire explode in my car. If I lose my small family, I still have my big family, my Fatherland! Hot blood rushed to my brain, I took my citizen ID card and rushed straight into the police station. And so there is the following scene.

“Police officer, I want to sell my body.”

I slammed the card on the table. In the station, the police officer was in the middle of slurping down a bowl of Lieu Chau snail noodle soup. After listening, the noodles sprayed straight out of his nostrils, fluttering. The image that most realistically depicts what is called "the Dragon and the Fairy's descendants".

“Little girl, tell me again what you want to do?”

“Selling your body.

Police officer, I have super powers, extremely-extremely-extremely powerful. I want to hand myself over to the government.” Ly Kien wiped his lips and looked at me strangely. He raised his head to look at the calendar: It was only June 10th. But from the way I used words, he vaguely realized that I was not normal. He poured me a cup of hot water and pointed to the chair opposite.

“Little girl, tell me the details.”

My eyes glowed. The police officer is truly a good person. At home, my parents and brothers always told me to keep my mouth shut and talk less. The reason is also from my crow's beak. For example, in winter, dad goes out to the company. I said: "Dad, it's snowing and the road is slippery. Be careful not to fall." Dad had just stepped out the front door when his back foot slipped and fell, breaking his front tooth. From childhood to adulthood, thanks to my gift, my father now owns a set of dazzling gold teeth. Dad often buys expensive jewelry for mom. Every time I see it, my eyes light up: "Mom, your bracelet is so beautiful, please be careful when walking so you don't break it." Two minutes later, the bracelet on her mother's hand hit the sink and broke into pieces. Later, dad gave mom a stainless steel bracelet. Solid casting type. Mom said it's heavy, but it's really heavy, but it's comfortable to throw around. The eldest brother's car drove, 4 and a half times out of 10, it collided with another car, and the remaining 5 and a half times it got rear-ended. The second brother suddenly became intelligent and changed to flying a helicopter. I called and asked: "TV says you have to buy accident insurance when you fly, have you bought it yet?" The second brother turned pale in fear and immediately opened his parachute and jumped out of the plane. Landed successfully but broke one leg. Something like that. It's been so hard to raise me until I reach adulthood. Yet they abandoned me.

“Little girl, the stories you tell are interesting.

It's even better than the online novels I usually read."

“Officer, I'm 100% telling the truth.”

“So let me prove it to you,” Ly Kien said excitedly.

I was a little worried: "Aren't you afraid?"

“As a people's policeman, I am a steadfast materialist.

Don't believe in rumors.” Okay, I'm inherently honest. To prove myself, I looked around. Finally, his eyes stopped at the bowl of snail vermicelli that he had not finished eating.

“Uncle, if you don't eat your bowl of vermicelli quickly, it will be stale and smelly.”

After speaking, I tightly closed my mouth and quietly took a few steps back to the window. A second ago Ly Kien was still calm and did not understand anything. A second later, a terrible stench suddenly rose from the bowl on the table. Just then the station chief and a few colleagues walked in.

“Damn it, Attorney Ly Kien, you put your shit in a bowl of noodles, why is it so stinky!”

“Ly Kien, your taste is too salty these days, is this the leftover feces from last night?”

"No, everyone listen to my explanation, vomit~" Ly Kien was so miserable that he couldn't speak, so he vomited first.

I covered my nose and mouth, silently guessing that I had just helped him quit his habit of eating snail noodles in the station. After that, we changed to another room. Sitting across from me right now are Ly Kien, the station chief, and the deputy station chief. Station chief Tran Cuong was obviously still skeptical, with a smile on his face.

“Haha, Sai Moi Moi, how was your college entrance exam this year?”

"I don't know, my parents kicked me out of the house because of this crow's beak."

“They gave me 8 thousand yuan, even if I passed university, I still wouldn't have money to go to school.”

“Don't be in a hurry, we will do ideological work with your parents, there are no parents in the world who don't need their children.”

This, my parents definitely won't agree. But I don't want to go back either.

“Uncle, if you don't believe it, you can try again.”