Chapter 2 — Hearing the Voices of Animals, I Became the Director of the Tyrant's Zoo

I shouted loudly. The old man's face immediately turned red and purple. He pointed at me, his hands shaking:

"You're just a small pawn who's been in the palace for just over a month. You've never even touched Great General Ho Wei's pulse, yet you dare to speak arrogantly in front of His Majesty?"

“The old man has been practicing medicine for forty years, and has been in the Royal Hospital for twenty-three years. When birds, birds, animals, and beasts run away empty-handed, it's still eight thousand!”

"You say you can save me? How can you save me!"

I raised my head to face his eyes that were almost spitting fire, and said each word:

“I can hear it talk!”

The whole garden was once again silent. Vuong Tu Yen was the first person to recover. She laughed coldly:

"Khuc replied, do you know what crime is treason?"

Not waiting for me to answer, she turned her head and softly said to Trieu Ky:

“Your Majesty, General Ho Uy is so crazy and restless right now, everyone in the garden can see.”

"If Khuc's promise is truly competent, make General Ho Uy calm down, wag his tail twice, and I will trust her three times. If you can't do it——"

She stopped for a moment, lowered her head to look at me, her eyes filled with cold light.

"That is the crime of lese majesty. I request your majesty to kill this group of mischievous servants and monsters, and banish the nine clans."

Everyone present turned pale. Trieu Ky calmly sat down again:

“Correct.”

"I also want to see if you have the ability to hear animal sounds or not."

I took a deep breath and stood up. At this moment, the tiger brother's entire spine curved up like a small mountain, his four claws firmly grasped the ground, and deep thunder rolled in his throat. A tiger in this state, let alone calming it down, just two steps closer can be crushed by it. The palace eunuchs in the entire garden were retreating. The little doctors hid behind the hallway pillars, their faces as white as paper. I faced tiger brother's impatient amber eyes and opened my mouth in a low voice.

“Be quiet, tiger brother!”

"Do you want to see Diem Diem again? If you want to see me, quickly wag your tail twice!"

The angry tiger suddenly froze, immediately quieted like a chicken, and even wagged his tail twice.

“My Omen, My Omen~”

It meows, but is as good as a cat. In the entire garden, no one spoke. Trieu Ky's face softened a bit, he lowered his eyes and looked at me, his eyes a little more suspicious. The smile on Vuong Tu Yen's face stiffened, his fingertips holding the towel turned white:

“It's just a coincidence, maybe General Tiger is tired.”

“If Khuc agrees to say that Great General Ho Uy is in love, then tell me, who is he in love with?”

I turned my head to look at tiger brother. The tiger brother raised his head from his claws, his ears stood forward, and a series of sticky sounds emitted from his throat.

"Diem Diem is Diem Diem! The tiger's omen! It's the most beautiful in the world!"

"The eyes are round! The fur is both bright and silky! The cry is so sweet that even the tiger's heart melts!"

The corner of my mouth twitched. Hair?

“Are you saying Omens grow feathers?”

The Tiger brother let out a "howl" sound, then his tail hit the ground twice:

"That's right! Diem Diem's feathers are so beautiful! So colorful! One hundred times more beautiful than the torn flowers in the royal garden!"

My temples twitched twice. Vuong Tu Yen saw that I did not open my mouth and stood up immediately said to the emperor:

“Your Majesty, you see.”

"This servant's so-called beast language is basically just pretending to be a ghost. Asking him who he is missing, the tiger cannot answer, so I think——"

I opened my mouth to interrupt her.

“Your Majesty, the mother beast that Great General Hu Wei longs for day and night, appeared in Bach Hoa Vien three days ago.”

“It is…”

“Confucius.”

As soon as I finished speaking, the whole garden was quiet. Vuong Tu Yen looked even more like he was looking at a crazy person:

“What do you say? Confucius?”

The concubines looked at each other, then burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha, the old tiger actually saw a bird? Khuc agreed, even if you make up a story, you have to make it look good!"

“Great General Tiger is the king of all beasts, majestic and majestic, a martial general of the third rank, but you say he looked at a furry animal?”

“This servant is afraid he's going crazy from hunger and can't even speak human language anymore.”

Vuong Tu Yen was also full of sarcasm.

“Your Majesty, I have lived for twenty-two years and have never heard of such a myth.”

"The king of all beasts loves a flying bird? If this word gets out, I'm afraid the whole civil and military court will laugh and lose their teeth."

The official's voice now trembled and interrupted:

"Your Majesty! The tiger is a fierce beast, living on meat. Since ancient times, tigers and leopards have used four-legged animals as food and companions."

"The old man has read all the animal scriptures in the world, and has never seen any records that say tigers are close to flying birds. If Great General Ho Uy really has the disease of love, then what he remembers must also be the white tiger that was taken away..."

The principal had not yet finished speaking, but the tiger brother in the cage immediately became angry.

"Fart! That white-furred tigress?"

"It's annoying for a tiger to see her! She's even bigger than a tiger. Every day she roars towards the tiger. Just one look at the tiger makes her want to run into the wall!"

It used its front claws to scratch hard on the ground twice, so angry that it turned towards me and cried out:

"Girl, tell them! The tiger's omen is the peacock!"

"As soon as I met the tiger, I fell in love with it. Quickly find Diem Diem for me! Without Diem Diem, the tiger will die here!"

Hearing that, I really want to roll my eyes at it. Big brother, you are five hundred kilograms, but the total of other people is only five kilograms. You two stand next to each other, it's not even as big as your head, yet you tell me you fell in love as soon as you met?