Chapter 1 — I Take the Crown Prince to Be My Bride

Family game time. I took the little Crown Prince to be my "wife". My very intelligent father suddenly realized: "Ah, so my daughter wants the Crown Prince to come and live with her son-in-law!" The Emperor sat in the VIP seat, looking forward to it from beginning to end: "!!?" Nine clans of my father's family: “???” When I grew up a little, I became the number one treasurer in the capital. Father sent me to the library to "destroy" the children of good families. But the little Crown Prince kept insisting that he was the "wife" I had chosen. They also accused me of toying with emotions and then running away. Me & My Father: “??!!” Emperor: “…… Peak.”

01

My father is a strange man. In the reign of the Great General, the Saint's SSR limited edition martial general gold card. At the same time, it is also the first great treasury of the capital. All his life he had two greatest loves: one was entertainment, the other was his mother. As a rude person, when talking, the mouth goes first, the brain follows. My father's nine clans almost received a "collective sign-out" ticket twice. The first time my father returned from an expedition, the Emperor held a banquet. As the wine flowed in and out, the Emperor's eyes widened and he asked my father what he wanted to reward. My father didn't say a word, just stared at the Queen Mother who had been a widow for many years.

"I heard that the Queen Mother's good fortune is still there..."

Your Majesty, Queen Mother: “??!!” The Emperor panicked: "Ly Dai Chuy!! You are so bold!" The Queen Mother covered her face with her hands in embarrassment: "Aww, ghost ~ disgusting ~" Emperor: "?" Emperor: "If you have anything, say it directly." My father did not understand anything, scratched his head, and said with a gentle face:

“I want to ask the Queen Mother how she maintains her beauty?”

“I have the courage to ask for a remedy to bring back to my beloved wife.”

The Emperor was almost humbled: "..." The Queen Mother, who has been widowed for many years: "..." King of Hell: "Ah, strange, why does this guy's nine-family book keep flashing?" The second time, when I was six years old, my father carried a burlap sack and took me to the palace for a feast. When I was young, I was full after just a few bites. My father immediately let me go to Ngu Hoa Vien alone to play. And he secretly stuffed the leftovers from the party into a burlap bag to take home. At the spring party in the palace, my father's colleagues all brought family members. The bamboo horse that has the best relationship with me, Ta Lan Cam, is probably also present. I gathered a few familiar little friends and proposed:

“Hey, let's play family!”

As soon as the words ended, the children gathered and competed for their favorite role. The little lady of General Trieu's family won the role of the evil mother-in-law, the little prince of the Zhou family won the role of the dog... I counted the number, there were parents-in-law, a dog, two cats, a pair of twins... Just no groom and bride. I scratched my head and reluctantly said: "Then I will be the bride."

"Have you seen Ta Lan Cam anywhere? Make him your groom!"

The group of little friends said they saw Ta Lan Cam standing alone by the pond. I nodded and instructed: "Then you guys go ahead and play first, I'll go find him!" I carried the bridal wreath that little Miss Trieu had woven for me and found Ta Lan Cam by the pond. I happily called out: "Ta Lan Cam! Do you want to play family, I'll be the groom!" For some reason, Ta Lan Cam doesn't look like usual, his whole body feels strange. Cold eyes. He glanced at me, his tone was cold: “Ly Cam Trieu, you haven't stuck with me for a lifetime enough? Do you still want to be entangled in this life? Can't you see that I have no feelings for you at all?"

“If it weren't for the marriage contract granted by the Emperor, why would I marry you? You are stupid, playful, not progressive, refuse to strive, completely different from my ideal wife."

"In short, in this life, I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore."

“Please don't cling to me in the future.”

I'm dumbfounded. What are you babbling about? I don't understand. After a while, I asked in bewilderment: "So in short, do you play family games?" Ta Lan Cam seemed very impatient, frowned, and said in disgust: "What tricks do you want to play again? Haven't I said it clearly enough? How long are you going to pretend to be stupid?”

“I told you, you are completely different from my ideal wife.”

I was immediately relieved of my burden: "Oh, so I won't play."

“If you don't play then don't play, why are you so fierce?”

After saying that, I picked up the bride's wreath and ran back home. When we got home, the kids asked me where Ta Lan Cam was? I frowned, lowered my voice, and looked serious:

“Shh, don't tell anyone, he might be possessed!”

After speaking, I looked around again, mysteriously recounting Ta Lan Cam's strange behavior and strange rambling arguments just now. Finally, I seriously added: "He's definitely possessed by a demon!"

“My mother said, there is a cold palace in the palace, and the resentment in the cold palace is very big!”

The kids immediately opened their eyes: "Oh, so that's it."

“So Ta Lan Cam is not the groom, can we still play family?” They regretfully asked me.

I patted my chest and assured: "It's okay, I'll go find someone else, right?"

“You guys should decorate the house first!”

The kids all looked at me with admiration as I left. I leisurely walked towards the depths of Ngu Hoa Vien. Immediately bumped into the Emperor's throne while walking after a meal. I obediently bowed: "Your Majesty, your Majesty." The Emperor looked kind: "Oh, I remember you are the son of General Ly, right? It seems... the name is Cam Trieu?"

“What are you doing here alone? Where is your father?

I answered honestly: "Yes, my father is stealing the royal family's leftovers. My mother said the food in the palace is greasy, so she told him to bring some home for the pigs to eat." His Majesty: “…”

“Phew”, someone laughed out loud.

"Father, you used to say that General Ly was a wonderful person. As I see it, the entire Ly family is a wonderful person!"

"This little Cam Trieu is even more wonderful!"