Little Sister Salted Fish Violent Red Cultivation Immortal World
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Chapter 2

Chapter 2 — Little Sister Salted Fish Violent Red Cultivation Immortal World

Updated 10/08/2026 7 min read

The warm sunlight shines on you, and in your ears is the soothing sound of flowing water. What is this called repentance? It's clearly a vacation. She closed her eyes and quickly fell asleep. While sleeping, she felt something soft and furry rubbing her face. She waved her hand angrily.

“Don't panic.”

That thing rubbed again. To Dao reluctantly opened one eye. A huge face, full of white fur, was looking at her curiously. That face looked a bit like a cat, a bit like a fox, and on top of its head grew a pair of majestic horns. Seeing that she was awake, it stuck out its pink tongue and licked her face. To Dao woke up completely. She looked at the "white cat" that was bigger than a cow in front of her, and her first reaction was not fear. Which is…

“Fur like this, it must be very pleasant to touch.”

She reached out and scratched the "white cat" under the chin.

The "white cat" happily closed his eyes, a "grrrrr" sound emitted from his throat, just like the sound of a tractor.

【Ting deck! Discovered that the host was stroking the Ancient Divine Beast 'Tuyet Van Ky'.】 【Divine Beast's favorability +10.】 【Activate hidden mission: Feed Tuyet Van Ky.】 【Reward: Spiritual Beast Contract (Passive).】 Su Dao was stunned. Divine beast? She looked at the huge lump rubbing its head against her hand. She took out a piece of pig's leg stewed in soy sauce from her chest that she conveniently found in the restaurant yesterday.

“Eat?”

She asked. Tuyet Van Ky sniffed and frowned disapprovingly. Then, it opened its huge mouth and swallowed the pork leg in one gulp. Even the bones don't release. After eating, he even licked his lips and looked at her with his big, wet blue eyes. To Dao's heart melted.

"It's finished, I'll bring it to you tomorrow."

She patted Tuyet Van Ky's big head, found a comfortable position, and lay down. Tuyet Van Ky also obediently lay down next to her, his giant body just barely shielding her from the wind on the mountain. One person, one animal, just lying next to the stream, sleeping soundly. They didn't notice it, they were on a cliff not far away. Lac Cuu Tu was clasping his hands behind his back, his clothes flying in the wind. On his ten thousand years old face, confusion was written. He couldn't understand. This Ancient Divine Beast that made the entire Thien Dien Sect helpless a hundred years ago, why would he act like a pawn with an outer sect disciple? Is it because of that pork leg stewed in soy sauce? He looked at the defenseless sleeping girl. For the first time, he had doubts about the practice concept that he had persisted in for hundreds of years. Could it be that the end of the path of practice is to return to the true self (return to nature), just like ordinary people? But for her, it's clear that even channeling energy into body is difficult. This senior sister named To Dao is truly a... strange person. 3. A very new method of cultivation. The Elder Deacon personally went to the mountain after "inspecting" one time. When he saw the legendary Tuyet Van Ky obediently holding two buckets of water and running after To Dao's butt, his worldview completely collapsed. He didn't dare to provoke that great divine beast, and even more so he couldn't figure out what trick this trash disciple had gotten into. Finally, after weighing the pros and cons, he made a decision.

“Senior brother, I see that you have a very good relationship with this mountain behind.

From today onwards, you don't need to do any more chores, concentrate here... well, practice practice.” He really couldn't make up any other words. To Dao just thought that his boss saw that he was too useless and completely gave up treatment. That's exactly what she meant. She gave Tuyet Van Ky a new name, called "Dai Bach". From then on, one person, one animal, lived a series of days of shameless laziness. But soon, she realized how scary the "intrasphere" (fierce competition) of this world was. Thien Dien Tong loves martial arts, the disciples practice every day from the time the cock crows until sunset, each person is like being injected with chicken blood. This made To Dao, who just wanted to lie flat, look extremely out of place. She quickly became a villain for the outer sect disciples to "educate" each other.

"See, that's To Dao, don't learn from her!"

"That's right, being careless all day long and only sleeping, is truly an insult to our generation of monks!"

To Dao used his left ear to listen to his right ear. Humiliation? Can insults be eaten? She discovered that the more "bad" her performance was, the more generous the rewards the system would give her. For example, when everyone was practicing swordplay, she lay on the grass watching the clouds. 【Ting deck! The host succeeded in being lazy for half an hour, avoiding the internal sphere, and was rewarded with mastery of the "Body Technique · Thon Bo".】 While everyone was meditating, she was in the room researching how to use spiritual energy to force mushrooms to grow quickly. 【Ting deck! The host successfully uses spiritual energy for non-cultivation purposes and rewards "Alchemy · Introduction".】 She also invented many "Salted Fish Divine Weapons". For example, use vines and animal tendons to make a hammock hung between two trees, lie in it for the whole afternoon. For example, using 《 Quy Tuc Quyet 》 combined with digging a hole in the ground, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, effective in soundproofing. Things that she considered to be very ordinary "office worker wisdom", in the eyes of others, turned into a kind of behavioral art.

“Look at Junior Sister To's hammock, it looks so chill.”

“Is her earthen cave better than our dormitory?”

“Of course I'm a little jealous of her, so what should I do?”

“Shh!

Just say it! Do you want to be punished by the Elder Deacon?” Gradually, everyone's eyes looking at To Dao, from disdain, turned into a complicated... jealousy. Even though he was still saying "the humiliation of our generation of monks" on the outside, he was screaming in his heart, "I want to lie like that too." To Dao was completely unaware of this matter. She just felt that lately, her fellow sect members were looking at her with increasingly friendly eyes. Her aunt scooped rice at the restaurant and always gave her an extra spoonful of braised pork. Passing by the martial arts arena, there was always a senior brother or sister who enthusiastically greeted her.

“Junior sister Su, you look so spirited today!”

(Meaning that he looks like he just got a good night's sleep) To Dao: "That's right, that's right, eat well and sleep well, your spirit is ten points." 4. Sir, do you need to see a doctor? Lac Cuu Tu has been very upset lately. He discovered that his high and cold Dao heart that was not entangled with the dust of the world was a bit chaotic. In my mind, the image of a young girl named To Dao kept appearing uncontrollably. She looked like she was sleeping on the grass. She looked like she was gnawing on a pig's leg, her expression satisfied. Her appearance was both gentle and casual when talking to the Divine Beast. He felt, I was sure It's a fire that has entered a demon. This woman's strange behavior and lack of ambition completely did not fit his definition of a "monk". But ironically, he had no way to banish her image from his mind. He decided that he had to find out what magic power this woman had. That day, he walked into the mountain behind. To Dao was lying on Dai Bach's belly, basking in the sun, humming a strange melody.

"I let my silence dry, I regret being too impulsive..."

(Lyrics of Phong - Chau Kiet Luan) That melody, never heard before, but carries a strange charm.

“Senior Sister Su.”

Lac Cuu Tu landed in front of her, his shirt as white as snow, untainted by dust. To Dao was startled and almost rolled down from Dai Bach's body. She looked at the unrealistically handsome man in front of her and blinked.

“Hey, marshal, who are you?”

“At the hands of Lac Cuu Tu.”

“Ah, that Thanh Dien Than Quan.”

To Dao now remembers, the sect's sign number 1, the walking admission board. She quickly got up and brushed off the grass crumbs on her body.

“The Great Divine King has arrived, what advice do you have?

Are you coming to find Dai Bach? As far as she could see, her damn place, other than the Divine Beast, had nothing worthy of this great mandarin's visit. Lac Cuu Tu looked at her obvious expression and his chest tightened.

“…No, I came to find you.”

“Looking for me?”

To Dao was even more surprised, "I didn't make any mistakes, did I?"

“No.”

Lac Cuu Tu felt like the rhythm of his conversation was completely changed by her. He cleared his throat, trying to bring the subject back.

“I observed that junior sister... is different from ordinary people, especially came here to ask for some advice.”

“Instruct?”

To Dao glanced at him from top to bottom.

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