Chapter 5 — Men on the side of the road are not picked up

The sister-in-law also rewarded me with many strange treasures of immense value. I heard it was all confiscated from Giao Dong Vuong's palace... The bad news is that because I lost two husbands in a row, rumors gradually appeared among the people that I was destined to be a husband. Not only engrave the wife, but also engrave the entire husband's family! Married to Ha Chieu Ngoc, Count Tuong Thanh's property was confiscated, the entire clan was exiled, and has now come to Linh Nam to eat lychees. Marrying Ta Du will not only kill Ta Du, but will also kill the empress. Who still dares to marry me? Empress is already the most noble status in the world, is her fate tough enough? Yet we still beat them to death. Through this we can see how terrifying our fate is. After my sister-in-law became queen, she wanted to hold a blind date banquet for me many times, but in the end it all came to nothing. Ta Ky An angrily repeatedly banged on the table: "Which of my sisters has a hard life?" "From my point of view, it's clear that those people have thin blessings and can't stand such great blessings!" I comforted my brother the emperor: "No one dares to marry better. Anyway, my sister doesn't want to marry anyone. Five thousand household food, plus the eldest princess's annual allowance and bonus, is enough for my sister and mother to eat well and drink well." "It's a pity, Ta Ky An seems to be tied to a certain matchmaking system. This is how my mother said, she is determined to find me a man. I thought for a moment and shyly said: "Emperor brother, with my current reputation, there is definitely no hope of finding a noble son from a noble family. Or is the quality not enough, let's make up for it with quantity?" I want you to add a few young, handsome male pets?" Ta Ky An thought for a moment, but actually agreed! It's just... "How can a few people be enough? I will immediately order the people to choose carefully." "Just say I want to form a horse racing team. At that time, choose one hundred and eighty people first, the royal sister will slowly choose."One hundred and eighty people? Are they all young men with slim waists and wide waists, healthy bodies, and eight-pack abs? Before I could even open my mouth, my mother nodded repeatedly. She even leaned close to my ear, whispering in a low voice: "Daughter, just listen to His Majesty! Mother finds His Majesty even more trustworthy than Truong Nghi." I have always known how to listen to advice, proactively asked for His Majesty's condolences, and took on the position of honorary captain of the horse-riding team. New players also want to improve. Today this person asked me to go on a boat trip to see the lake. Tomorrow that person invites me to ride a horse under the moonlight. One day someone invited me to go up the mountain to pray for blessings. Every day we are so busy that it's fun. The noble families in the capital all breathed a sigh of relief. Busy, a little busy is good. When you're busy, you won't miss the good men in your family anymore. My kind wife, Ta Ky An, is also extremely enthusiastic. The members of the horse bridge team were willing to play with me, those who wanted to become mandarins were given a position in the Kieu Ky camp, and those from poor families were rewarded with gold, silver, and jewels. Not long after, my princess's palace was as crowded as a festival. Every day, handsome young men come to the door to visit. There were also ministers who couldn't stand it, writing the harp chapter "I am the eldest princess" of "insatiable promiscuity", ruining the royal reputation. Ta Ky An also agreed very much, and generously said: "My dear Khanh really has a temper! If that's the case, then let the princess lower the price to my dear Khanh's house!" It is said that the next day, in the house of the great mandarin, I played a harp.

There were three unmarried men of the right age who simultaneously announced that they wanted to become monks... From then on, no one at court dared to challenge me anymore. Perhaps because he felt sorry for me, not being able to solve the life sentence problem for me, during more than forty years in office, Ta Ky An every year selected healthy and handsome football players from all over the country. Of course, I happily accepted it all. Who said he was my "Truong Nghi"? Later, I lived to be eighty-six years old and passed away at the end of my life. After my death, the successor of the little emperor, who was also the eldest son of Nam Chi in-laws, took out a copy of the "emperor's decree". It turns out that before Ta Ky An passed away, he still remembered his old promise to me. He was worried that after I died, there would be no one to serve me underground. Therefore, breaking the rules allows me to be buried according to royal ceremonies. Among the burial items, the most lavish is a team of ceramic statues of football players consisting of a thousand people. Mother is right. Men lying on the side of the road should absolutely not be picked up. Unless he is Truong Nghi. Or Ta Ky An, a person even better than Truong Nghi. End of full text