Chapter 1 — My House Has Four Villains And One Idiot

My whole family are villains. It's just me, a stupid, innocent girl with countless sins. During the meal, my mother was reading my year-end summary.

“This whole year, I pretended to be pitiful and cried a total of 24 times, of which people saw through 23 times, and the last time... was when someone stepped on my foot so my fake crying turned into real crying.”

“This year I faked a smile a thousand times, in my heart I cursed others for being stupid a hundred times but I never said it out loud.”

“Do you remember the day of the sports festival?”

“I pretended to faint to attract guys, but as a result, the whole stadium didn't care.”

“This year, the only method I use to deal with the person I hate is still... telling the teacher.”

“My keyword this year is: 'Useless'. Try your best, Luc Tieu Khoi!”

The atmosphere at the dining table suddenly became quiet. My "green tea" sister sighed and looked at me with pity:

“Sister, you've made me lose face.”

The phone screen lit up, I glanced at it and saw that the saved name was 【188 – Cold handsome guy, 10.21】 and just sent a text message: 【Baby, you don't pay attention to me, I'm so sad, huhu.】 【Transfer: 520000】 【Note: Free gift.】 Accept it, handsome guy That cold guy was also trained by my brother to be a puppy. Meanwhile, as her sister, I have never even held a man's hand. My "bullying" brother had a cold face and glared at me. Try to comfort.

"It's okay, it's good that you're alive."

“Whoever bullies you, I will punish him.”

My brother doesn't know how to lie. Last week, a boy flicked my bra strap and called me "sister". I was about to ask the teacher as uselessly as usual. Then my brother bought ten kilograms of cannibal fish, and while the guy was swimming, he immediately threw them all into the tank. I heard he's still in the ICU, half dead.

“……”

I sadly lowered my head.

“Dad, Mom, I'm really stupid, I'm not worthy of being part of my family, I decided to run away from home.”

I wiped the corners of my eyes—where there were no drops of water—as deep as I could. Unexpectedly, butler Vuong suddenly rushed in:

"Boss, boss! Outside the gate there is a little girl wearing a white dress!"

“She said… she is the real eldest lady of the Luc family!”

I blushed: “……?” Really unbearable. The 25th time I played a pitiful role and failed again. I just want to make a genuine "green tea", why do people keep interrupting me? Wait! It seems that I am the eldest lady of the Luc family... Oh my god! Am I a fake lady? A girl named Co Nhuoc Tra wore a simple white dress and walked into the living room. Calloused hands clasped the hem of her dress, her face timid.

"Mom and dad... I finally got to meet you two. The nurse in the delivery room that year said she mistakenly held me for a farmer's daughter."

She looked up at me, then suddenly sobbed:

“Sister... I know you don't like me, I can go.”

“It's just... I really want to be with my biological parents.”

“Sister, I'm not fighting for your position, you just need to let me be with my parents for a while.”

“Please… everyone…”

Co Nhuoc Tra's voice was choked, but echoed throughout the living room. I looked at her, filled with guilt. She looks so pitiful. Obviously I didn't do anything wrong, but no I don't understand why I feel like I just bullied her. I sniffed my nose, almost crying. Until I glanced around and discovered that my whole family... no one had the slightest emotion. My father yawned loudly. My mother - a snake beauty - is admiring her newly done nails. The green tea sister said: "Um... I haven't cried yet, I need more practice." The bully guy said: "Hey, your nose is running." Co Nhuoc Tra took a deep breath in panic. After discovering that my brother had tricked her, she was so angry that she bit her lip. I glared at him and couldn't help but whisper in reproach:

"People cry so much, why do you still laugh at them?"

My brother's face was cold:

“Idiot, being sold and still counting money for others.”

I got angry: "You're stupid! What money? I don't have any money!" My sister let out a sigh.

“Sister, that girl just secretly said that you were a fake lady, despised her, was jealous of her, and was about to chase her away.”

I scratched my head. Look closely at Co Nhuoc Tra's pale, pitiful face. It looks both unjust and innocent. I was even more certain and argued loudly:

"No way! She's so pitiful, it must be because you guys are overthinking it!"

Listen to me. Co Nhuoc Tra suddenly stopped crying. She pointed straight at me and angrily shouted:

"Look, you guys! I'm a stupid person like her, I say that but I still don't understand, how could she be your biological child!"

“It must be me – a genuine green tea – who looks like your family!”

Having not said anything for a while, my father nodded thoughtfully and conveniently picked up his cigar. Seeing me glaring, he stopped and put down the lighter. Take the dry cigar in your mouth and chew a few times.

“Okay, so what do you want?”

He asked Co Nhuoc Tra. Her eyes flashed with excitement, biting her lips and sobbing:

“I want to join this family, feel the love that has been missing for so long…”

"I just saw my parents, siblings, and I felt familiar. This family must be very warm, very loving, everyone must be very kind!"

I scratched my head and said cleverly:

"Or... should you try going to other houses?"