Chapter 2 — My Little Lady

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“Eat eat eat, just eat, since my mother died, you guys are probably in such a hurry, right?”

I used the right amount of force and threw the entire table of food straight at the eldest uncle. He had food spilled on him, soup and grease were all over him, it was indescribably pathetic. I turned around, grabbed my aunt's collar, and slapped her on both sides of her face.

“Early in the morning, you sent someone like a landowner, dreaming of being a landowner?!”

After I finished slapping her, I pulled her and pushed her straight into the eldest uncle:

“The chef at the market costs an hour and two thousand, my mother cooks for an hour and a half, the charge is three thousand, quickly transfer the money!”

The girl was stunned, so she stammered:

"Tong Nhiem Nhiem, you're crazy! I'll call the police!"

"Little Phuong Triet! Look, your wife is causing chaos in my house!"

My husband took a step back, bowed his head and pretended to be angry: "You know, I didn't hit her back." I glanced at him. What are you upset about? Obviously he's holding back his laughter! I bent down and picked up a broken table leg, swinging it in my hand.

“Call the police! “At most I'll be detained for a few days, for causing minor injuries.”

"But hey, I love your house so much. Once I get out of prison, I'll come visit every day!"

“There's no transfer money? It's easy.”

I said while looking around the room.

“You can use household items to eliminate debt. Don't worry, your skills are very good, the cutting is extremely accurate, there is no over-cutting."

After saying that, I swung my stick and smashed the sliding door.

“The door is old and worn out, valuation: one thousand.”

Go to the kitchen and break all the pots and dishes.

“Old utensil set, packed for a thousand.”

Then, looking right, threw the stick into the ceiling, breaking the chandelier, the lamp fell and smashed the tea table.

“The lamp and tea table are ten years old, and I'm still losing money so I'll pay a thousand for both items.”

After the attack, I waved my hand to withdraw the troops. My husband held my hand and kindly reminded me: "It hit me so hard, my hand is red, should I ask for more medicine money?" Good idea! I immediately turned around and kicked two flower vases to pieces. The cost of medicine is enough! Uncle was so angry that he couldn't speak. I really wanted to report it to the police, but looking at the way I destroyed it so neatly and expertly, I was even more professional than the hoodlums on the street. If I report to the police and then I come and wait outside the door every day, then how can their family survive?

“Go away!!!”

His whole face turned purple, he tried to suppress his anger, but in the end he could only utter one word. I brushed my hands off and called my mother-in-law to come to the door with me.

“Okay, let's do it this time. "Next time, if you still need to cook, remember to call me, I'll give you a 20% discount. "You're really worthless, your house is so messy and yet you have the audacity to invite guests!"

My husband followed behind, apologizing in a low voice:

"I'm sorry for you, Nhiem Nhiem."

The eldest uncle had just breathed again. Hearing that sentence, he was so angry that he almost fell over. My house was smashed to pieces, but I still "suffer the loss"? What the hell do you have to endure?! The one who suffers is him!!! The eldest uncle trembled and shouted:

“Go away! As long as I live one day, don't you dare step foot in my door again!

I stopped walking. Turn your head and look straight at your uncle. He instinctively took a step back:

“What… what else do you want to do?”

I didn't say a word. Just quietly lift your feet and walk into the house. Go in, then go out again. Then go in again, come out again. After a few turns, I asked:

“Ah, why? not dead yet? What a tough life, old man!”

5

From that day on, for the next half a year, the eldest uncle's house was completely quiet. My mother-in-law was in better spirits, and my father-in-law also smiled more than before. It's just me, free for half a year, sometimes still remembering... those refreshing "battles". My husband regretfully said:

“My house is really a mud puddle, but you dragged me to wade in, I feel so sorry for you.”

I'm bored, hearing that makes me even more excited. I really enjoyed those days spent "dealing with strange flowers and strange herbs". Putting it on someone else is literally entering a tiger's den and a snake's den, but for me... it's a playground for me to run wild! In the blink of an eye it's almost spring, the clearance plan that the city government has been cherishing for three years has finally been approved. The mother-in-law's old house of eighty square meters is located in the clearance area. Calculated by area, compensation amounted to nearly ten million. The second day after the release notice was announced, the eldest uncle's family - which had been silent for so long - finally appeared. This time it was not the eldest uncle who came, but the eldest son of the family, the brightest member of this generation - Phuong Vien. It is said that he has been living abroad for a long time, and this time he returned home to hold a wedding. Just in time for the mother-in-law's family to receive compensation, of course they couldn't help but take the opportunity to "make money" just like their family's style.