Chapter 1 — Pregnant with 5 Phoenix Eggs

On the first day of unemployment, I unfortunately fell in love and slept with a man. The next morning, he only left me a featherless chicken and ran away. I picked up the chicken and was considering whether to stew it in soup or braise it when suddenly a line of comments appeared before my eyes. 【It's so tragic, the male protagonist is clearly a phoenix, but after being rejected by the female protagonist, he was so self-conscious that he plucked out his feathers and turned into a naked chicken.】 【Anyway, he didn't want to live anymore, but he couldn't let this public figure cook him like a wild chicken, right?】 【The point is here! This public figure has an extremely fertile constitution. After just one night, she brought five phoenix eggs. But not only did she cook the children's father like a wild chicken, but because she didn't know how to incubate eggs, she turned the five immortal immortals into rotten eggs.】 My hand trembled and I immediately picked up the featherless chicken from the pot. "Do you know how to incubate eggs?" He still hadn't recovered, so I added: "If you don't know... wait for the eggs to lay, I'll have to roast them into a plate of egg-fried rice to eat temporarily." Luc Hoai Yen: "???" Later, when the children were actually born, he kept watch over the nest day and night, hatching one fruit and then another, not daring to blink. I'm afraid that as soon as I close my eyes, I will actually eat egg fried rice. That day, the female lead was angry with the male lead and ran to him to complain. As soon as she entered the door, she saw him pointing at a book illustrating poultry species, imparting knowledge to the five furry lumps: "Remember! This yellow-feathered peony parrot looks like a scoundrel at first glance. If you see it in the future, you have to take a detour." 01 I held the featherless chicken that I had just cooked until it was smoking, turning left and right to observe. Its eyes were lifeless, half closed and half open, showing the appearance of a dead chicken not afraid of boiling water. The hair on his body had been plucked clean, not a single strand remained. Is it just this? Phoenix? Sorry, I almost thought this was the compensation fee left by the man who had been arguing with me for more than half the night last night. When I woke up early in the morning, I was still confused for two seconds. After all, I slept with someone, so logically I should have paid. As a result, people left behind a fat chicken, considering both sides had settled. Yesterday I was fired. Just because I refused the implicit rule of my immediate superior, he not only kicked me out of the company but also squandered all my compensation. I was so angry that I ran to the bar in the middle of the night, intending to borrow alcohol to quench my sadness, but I didn't expect that the glass had already been filled with drugs. I don't remember much about what happened after that, I just remember the light in the hallway flickering until my eyes were dizzy, then a man supporting me. The battle was extremely fierce. The scene was extremely bloody. But at this moment, a row of comments appeared in front of my eyes, awakening my drunkenness. 【It's so tragic, the male protagonist is clearly a phoenix, but after being rejected by the female protagonist, he is so self-conscious that he plucks out his feathers and turns into a naked chicken.】 【Anyway, he doesn't want to live anymore, but he can't let this public figure cook him like a wild chicken, right?】 【The point is here! This public figure has an extremely fertile constitution. After just one night, she brought five phoenix eggs. But not only did she cook the children's father like a wild chicken, but because she didn't know how to incubate eggs, she turned five immortal immortals into rotten eggs.】 My hand trembled, almost making the chicken fall to the ground. It turned out that I was just a public character in a romance novel, and the man I slept with last night was male partner Luc Hoai Yen. The richest man in city A, a regular visitor to news sites, General Luc is called a golden bitch. He had a bright moonlight that he sought but could not find, named Khuong Te Nguyet. In the past, when I was lazy during my lunch break, I followed along

Watch their bloody drama. There was the lovesick General Luc standing in the rain for twelve hours, and there was the sky-highly priced crown falling from the sky onto Miss Khuong's dressing table. The most exaggerated thing was when Miss Khuong cut her nails and scratched her skin, Luc Hoai Yen immediately covered the entire private hospital, even the nurses in the hallway lined up for her to choose from. At that time, I was still munching on a boxed lunch while exclaiming that even people with money could not escape the pain of love. Unexpectedly, he wasn't even human. It's the type of phoenix that can be reborn in Nirvana in legends. I poked the naked chicken lying limp on the ground. Its skin twitched slightly, as if even the strength to lift its eyelids had been exhausted. "Do you know how to incubate eggs?" Its eyelids twitched. I squatted down and looked at it seriously: "That's it, I have no experience in incubating eggs. If you don't know, after the eggs are laid, I can only fry them into egg fried rice for a temporary meal." As soon as he finished speaking, the featherless chicken immediately stood up. "What did you say?!" Comment: 【Wait! Has the public figure opened his heavenly eyes? Why does she know that the male lead is a phoenix?】 【The only person who knows how to read goods in the entire series has appeared! Previously, the majestic male supporting character transformed back into his original form to confess his love to the female lead, but the female lead thought he was a cuckoo and chased him out the door with a broom, worried that he would poop indiscriminately...】 【I'm dying of laughter! The female lead was completely unaware that what she was chasing away was a ten thousand year phoenix. The treasure hidden in someone's vault is enough to buy three A cities!】02Is the money enough to buy three A cities? God, seeing that I was both fired and abandoned at such a cruel pace, is he finally willing to compensate me with a lottery ticket? I tried to suppress the raised corners of my lips, cleared my throat, and looked serious. "Perhaps... I already have your child in my belly." Luc Hoai Yen stiffened. "In the past, my mother once sought out a fortune-teller, saying that my family had a receptive constitution passed down from our ancestors." "If my parents hadn't passed away early, my number of younger brothers and sisters would probably be enough to make two mahjong tables." The atmosphere was quiet, Dad. seconds. Luc Hoai Yen's throat moved: "You... how do you know I'm not human?" I didn't change my face and lied to him: "When you turned back to your original form in the morning, I was actually awake." "I saw it with my own eyes." "Don't worry, I won't reveal your identity." "But if you don't want to have children, I won't force you. Anyway, it's just an unexpected incident... You go your way, I live my life, I never mentioned the egg fried rice thing. "It's just that I really don't know how to incubate eggs, now my job is gone, my wallet is even cleaner than my face. Egg fried rice can at least stave off hunger for a meal... You probably don't pay attention, right?" He suddenly fell silent. The featherless chicken stood in place, tilting its neck and thinking for a long time. Then immediately transformed into human form. Luc Hoai Yen stood naked in the middle of the room, her eyes both surprised and confused. "How is that possible?" "How can you conceive my child? The phoenix clan has not had a new member born for thousands of years, giving birth is so difficult that it is almost extinct." I said: "Then... just wait and see?" "Or we can take a gamble and see if the thousand-year extinction of your phoenix clan is stronger, or "My family's heirloom is stronger." Luc Hoai Yen hesitated for a moment, got dressed and took me home.03This was the first time I saw the legendary castle. A huge building stands tall in the middle of a golden land in the city center. Food delivery staff who enter must also have their location turned on. If a nanny and a housekeeper are in love with each other, it is also considered a long-distance relationship. I raised my head and counted the windows, counted

Even though my neck is tired, it's still not over. In the world of the rich, there are indeed more air conditioners than other people's homes. When the butler came out to greet me and heard Luc Hoai Yen say that I might be carrying his child, old tears immediately flowed out: "When I was still alive... When I was still alive, this old slave was able to see that the young master had a happy life! Dear ancestors, you finally opened your eyes!" He wiped his tears and bowed tremblingly before me. Looking at that appearance, the only thing missing is putting incense on the table to worship me. I pulled Luc Hoai Yen's sleeve, lowered my voice and asked: "Is he also a phoenix?" Luc Hoai Yen did not bother to lift his eyelids: "Not... a free-range chicken." I remained silent. No wonder as soon as I saw the housekeeper, fried chicken, braised chicken, spicy chicken, braised chicken, chicken cooked in a big pot automatically appeared in my mind... The menu kept replaying, making my stomach gurgling from hunger. Comment: 【Finally, this public figure can enjoy happiness! According to the original plot, her ending would have been to wander around the street and be hit by a car and die.】 【Look at her appearance of not seeing anything in life! The first time she was at the castle, she wanted to bathe in cow's milk, got motion sick in a sports car, and even forced her male assistant to learn how to drive an electric car to pick her up! Mr. Luc has probably never touched the steering wheel of an electric car in his life, right?】 【The thing I can't stand the most is going out to eat and you still use your phone to buy coupons! Eating omakase, complaining about raw food makes your stomach ache, not filling you up, but just order a bowl of egg fried rice. As soon as the male woman heard the words "egg fried rice", her pupils were shocked on the spot.】 I pouted. So what? Eating raw food will give you a stomach ache, sitting in a sports car will cause motion sickness, what's there to laugh about? Electric cars are so good, they're convenient to charge and don't waste gas. I splurged and bought seven of each color, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, purple, one of each color, and changed one to go every day. Standing in a row is more majestic than a sports car. Why doesn't it count as spending a lot of money? 04Luc Hoai Yen stood in front of the ground-level glass door, watching me one by one wipe the dust from the seven electric cars on the lawn, silent for a long time. The butler brought a bowl of bird's nest and muttered in a low voice: "Young master, this Miss To... seems to have a bit of a different style... Doesn't she know that you are extremely rich?" Luc Hoai Yen did not turn around: "This is the behavior after she found out." The butler exclaimed: "Miss Su truly loves young master, yet she still remembers to save money for you." Comment: 【Laughing like hell! Previously, the man took Khuong Te Nguyet to see the castle. She criticized the feng shui for not being good, criticized the servants for being too few, and criticized the swimming pool for not being big enough. As a result, this sister sat on the grass, numbering the trams, and said she wanted to name each one.】 【The man drove it out, people thought he was bankrupt.】 I finished cleaning the seventh car, stood up straight, waved to Luc Hoai Yen standing behind the ground-level glass door. He stood against the light, unable to see his face clearly. He must have been heartbroken when he saw me buying seven Yadea electric cars at once. I called out loudly: "What do you want to eat tonight? I bought a ticket for a hot pot restaurant, the meal for four people is only ninety-eight yuan, enough for the two of us to eat!" Luc Hoai Yen: "..." ……05 On the internet, it was rumored that Luc Hoai Yen was completely eliminated from the game by Miss Khuong, the reason being that he went bankrupt. The news was spread as if it were real, and included a photo secretly taken by a passerby. Luc Hoai Yen drove a pink electric car, with a bowl of packaged double-layer milk tofu in the cart. He was stunned at the red light and couldn't brake in time so he passed. The traffic police raised their hands to stop him and wrote him a fifty-yuan fine. In the photo, his clothes are wrinkled, his hair is blown by the wind, and his eyes are empty. Netizens exploded, the comment section burst into tears: "Oh my god, why has Mr. Luc fallen so low?

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