Chapter 1
Chapter 1 — Tam Phong Spouse
Verdict: I was born with a strong destiny. A long time ago, a noble monk once said that unless the King of Hell himself came to save my life, I would later become a great disaster in the human world. Father gritted his teeth and decided to let me take his place in the army. No one could destroy the citadel for three years, but it only took us two months to destroy it. On the triumphant return to the holy face, the Emperor asked me what I wanted to reward. I raised my hand and bluntly pointed at the famous Regent with a cold, murderous face. "That person, be my chief chamber!" Then I pointed to the Deputy Crown Prince who had a peerless appearance. "That person, be my second chamber!" My eyes turned around, landing on the young general Hua Bat Cuu. "And you will be the third..." Before I finished speaking, my father rushed forward and covered my mouth. "My little ancestor." Oh! No matter how hard your destiny is, you can't mess around like this!"... After returning to court triumphantly, the first thing his father did was clean his neck and then go to the palace to apologize. He said it was because he didn't watch out for me carefully that I suddenly fainted and fainted my brother, instead of him leading the army to the battlefield. What an old fox! Obviously, it was father who nodded in agreement at that time. The two of us made an appointment at that time. As long as we win the match, we will honestly admit our mistakes and receive leniency. Everything must be told from the beginning. The day my brother received the decree to go on an expedition to conquer Dat No, he was still enthusiastic and eager to make achievements. Who would have thought that the night before the army's departure, some bastard from behind would hit him with a stick. One hit and all martial arts will be forgotten. With one more attack, he didn't even have his liver left, so he refused to go to the battlefield anymore, crying and saying: "It's better to hang yourself at home with a white silk strip, at least someone will pick up the body." "If I go to the battlefield... I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my whole body." Father was so worried that he could only sigh. The mother ran to Dai Giac Pagoda in the night to ask for talisman water and forced her brother to drink it. As a result, he had diarrhea all night long and became even more weak. Having no choice, my father had to come to me to discuss. "Or... should you replace your brother?" My brother and I are dragons and phoenixes, our appearance is already eight or nine percent alike, from childhood to adulthood, even our habits are almost identical. The only difference is... I have a hard destiny. From a young age, a monk told me my fate and said that I was especially good at taking blows. It's really not wrong. When I was three years old, I crawled through a dog's hole to sneak outside to play and accidentally fell into the lake. It still didn't surface for a while. It took a long time to be picked up. I spit out a pool of water, stood up, pulled my mother who was crying and ran home to eat. When I was four years old, because I was itching to steal a bone from a stray dog, I was chased and bitten by a pack of dogs. I swung my fist and kicked them but they screamed and ran away, then carried my bloody butt back home, scaring my mother to the point of fear. Yet less than a month later, I was jumping around like nothing happened. Later, my mother strictly forbade me to find a way to die. Yet when I was eight years old, I still caused a big incident. I pretended to be my older brother, luring the classmates who always bullied him to jump from the roof together. Everyone had broken arms and legs. As for me, I just dusted myself off and went home to eat. Since then, my title Little Demon King spread throughout the capital. My mother was afraid that one day I would actually kill myself, so every year I was worried and went to pray for a peace charm. But in her wildest dreams, she never expected that the last person to push me into this hole would be my father. As soon as I heard that I could replace my brother on the battlefield, my blood seemed to boil. Honestly, cause trouble
After so many years in the capital, I'm tired of it. Afraid that my mother would stop me, that night I secretly took my brother's armor and sword and headed straight to the border. On the battlefield, swords have no eyes. But that rain of arrows seemed to have grown eyes. Among the countless arrows, not a single one hit me. I easily commanded a large army to repel the enemy, and everyone under my command praised me for being brave and good at fighting, alone enough to fight off thousands of people. After wandering around the border for two months, I felt bored. Suddenly I remember the lotus seed soup my mother cooked. So, while we had had enough to eat and drink late at night, I picked up my sword and snuck into the enemy camp. Anyway, when I'm idle, I have nothing to do. … The enemy's general is extremely greedy for life and afraid of death. For the past three years, kicking him has never been able to defeat him, precisely because he has prepared several substitutes. Every time everyone thought they had killed him, the next day he reappeared as if nothing had ever happened. I walked around to eat and snuck past five camps one after another. Conveniently kill five generals. Regardless of whether it's real or fake. It's better to be wrong than to miss out. As I was about to leave, my stomach suddenly ached. I quickly went into the toilet. Unexpectedly, there was someone sitting inside. I conveniently ripped off his head, then stole his seat. When morning came, we leisurely returned to the barracks. On the back of the swaying horse hung six human heads. Our detective immediately reported the news. That general's name is indeed dead. Moreover, death is extremely embarrassing. Being beheaded by someone right in the toilet. The city gate immediately opened wide. The opponent proactively asked for peace. I just opened my mouth slightly and asked for five citadels. On the way back, we received a national peace agreement sent by a messenger. The Emperor's side only dared to claim three citadels. I pouted. If you don't need two more citadels then let me go! At worst... I take over the city and declare myself king! …