Chapter 3 — The Ancient Moon Was Quiet, Shining on the Shadows of Today's People

13 I raised my eyebrows: "Okay, are you sure you won't let me treat you?" Co Yen Chu nodded firmly. “Okay, where are you!” I called out to the courtyard: "Bring me a bowl of the tonic that I prepared in the kitchen just now, give it to my husband to drink!" Just as the servant was about to speak, the door was slammed shut by Co Yen Chu. He immediately obediently climbed onto the bed and took off his pants. The movements are smooth and seamless like flowing water and clouds. The face of heroic sacrifice, "Come!" I brought out a pair of precious goatskin gloves that I had kept for a long time and was about to strike when I heard Co Yen Chu's muffled voice ring out from below: "Miss, can you be a little gentler?" My eyes moved from his lower body to his face, only to see that his handsome face was completely red, and his ears were so red that they were bleeding. I gently comforted: "Don't worry, husband, I will definitely complete the mission!" I pressed this place, touched that place, asked him if this place felt, if that place hurt. He gritted his teeth and answered each question one by one. “How's the morning?” "Still fine." “Will it hurt if I do this?” “Okay for now…” …… 14 I took off the gloves, told him to put on pants, and then began the official diagnosis. “When did you first discover you had this problem?” Co Yen Chu put on his pants and pinched his red earlobe: "Probably when I was thirteen." "Did you encounter anything at that time? You were injured or had any psychological shock." His movements stopped and he did not respond. So something happened. I don't ask anymore. Co Yen Chu was not ready to say anything, so my treatment plan had to be temporarily shelved. 15 Three days later, there was a noble hunting conference in the capital, and Co Yen Chu and I were also invited to attend. Hunting – as the name suggests, whoever hunts the most wins. Co Yen Chu and the Crown Prince of the Nam Palace were determined to distinguish between high and low, the two of them spurred their horses and rushed into the forest. I actually have no interest in hunting, I just love men's sex. So I began to carefully observe every man present there. The young master of the Trinh family had a pale face and poor vitality, which was a sign of kidney failure. The young master of the Liu family has dark circles and deep eye bags. He must have been promiscuous day after day and his kidneys were exhausted. Mr. Trieu's beard and hair are sparse, his face is haggard, and he clearly lacks male hormones. After observing everything in the tent, I ran outside to see the guards keeping watch. There is no other way, in ancient times, it was very difficult for married women like me to meet strange men, and my expertise was almost useless. After observing for more than half an hour, I returned to the tent. 16 Before we got there, we heard voices inside. “Who won last time?” “Little General Co!” “Little General Co has a disability, but every time he hunts, he wins first prize!” A burst of laughter rang out in the tent, "Ha ha ha ha! So what if Co Yen Chu wins the prize? A person who can't have children, why is he competing for this vain title!" “That's right, his wife is really pretty, marrying him would be a waste of money.” “If I were him, I would hide in the palace and never show my face again!” "Little General Co, I'm afraid I won't know what it feels like to hug a beauty for the rest of my life! What a pity!" "Little General Co, how can he compare to Mr. Trieu? I heard that Mr. Trieu is extremely brave!" The whole tent burst into laughter again. Dare to laugh at my patient, and even my general! He is a person with the highest talent that we have ever encountered in this profession! I lifted the curtain and walked in, scolding him directly: "Laughing so loudly, aren't you afraid of twisting your tongue?" I looked at Mr. Trinh: "How much money do you have to stay here, barking nonsense, your face as pale as a white wall, and laughing at others?" "You're already so weak, go drink a few more bowls of cow's penis soup!" Then turned to the young master Luu: "Master Luu must be lingering in love with Thanh Lau every day, right? His eyes are darker than those of a raccoon, and he even dares to be promiscuous. Be careful not to die of exhaustion!" “In addition to all of you, your body is not good, you are not good at hunting, your kidneys are not good, and you have the shame to criticize others!” “If you dare let me hear you talking nonsense, I will tear each of your mouths apart!” As soon as the words ended, the tent immediately fell silent. 17 I thought they were being scolded by me, but when I turned around I saw Co Yen Chu's handsome face. When did he arrive? Haven't he heard all the scenes of me arguing with those young men? He stepped forward, took my hand, his eyes were a little wet, but his voice was gentler than ever: "I hunted a few hares, I'll take you to see them." I followed him outside the camp and saw him hunt dozens of animals, including hares, wild geese, and even a wild boar and a falcon. This time he won the top spot again, and after receiving the prize, he gave the cutest little rabbits to me. For the remaining animals, he just ordered someone to treat them and then released them back into the forest. Only then did I discover that the animals he hunted were only slightly injured, none of them were fatally injured. I heard that he killed enemies without blinking an eye on the battlefield, but I didn't expect that he was a loving person. I looked at the adorable little rabbits: "Then let these ones go too." Co Yen Chu was a little surprised: "You don't like it?" “I like it, but all their friends have been released, and they are locked up in one place, they will be very sad.” Co Yen Chu didn't say anything more, just nodded and ordered someone to do what I wanted. 18 There were only the two of us around. At this moment, Co Yen Chu spoke up: "Just now, why did you defend me?" "Because you are my husband! If I don't protect you, who will I protect?" My words made him momentarily stunned. It was clearly beyond his expectations. His voice was low and he softly said thank you. I raised my eyebrows and curled my lips into a dark smile: "So are you willing to continue the treatment?" Looking at his face that was about to turn cold, I quickly added: "Let me tell you, your brother is the most outstanding of all the patients I have ever seen." But my compliment did not make him happy. On the contrary, he frowned, his face full of dissatisfaction: "All the patients you have ever met?" “You mean how many men have you seen…!” “Tham Vi Lan!” "You you you! Since you've looked at mine, how dare you look at someone else's!" It's over, I forgot this is ancient times, in this era there are no female doctors who specialize in treating men's health! I had to make up nonsense: "No, I mean... I saw it in that lady's book! That's right! In the booklet! There's no one in the book as outstanding as you!" At this time, Co Yen Chu raised his eyebrows, his expression a bit awkward: "Um, don't watch those things anymore, they're all dirty, watching them too much is not good for the body..." "Oh~ so do you still want to show me?"