Chapter 1 — The Blessed Kid is here

When the male and female leads came to the orphanage to adopt their child, as soon as they saw it, I immediately took notice. The director enthusiastically waved his hand: "This girl is no good. Since childhood, she has been used to causing trouble, fighting, cursing, and doing bad things. Last night, she even pretended to be a ghost and scared an eighty-year-old woman to death!" Thinking that I would be abandoned without anyone adopting me, I lowered my head in disappointment. Unexpectedly, the male and female protagonist's eyes lit up, pointed at me and firmly said: "We want to adopt this girl!" Comments (bullets) passed: 【These two people shouldn't be so smart hahaha】 【What if a boy has autism, doesn't say a word all day, locks himself in his room? Adopt an evil woman and you're done! Life is no longer lonely and boring, but chickens flying and dogs barking all day long!】 【It's just that these two people don't know how powerful the female sidekick is yet, they are truly the reincarnation of the devil, comparable to the "evil dairy cow" and the "Beagle king"! Their future lives will not be peaceful!】 1 Since childhood, I have suffered from "lack of sense of rules". When the hero and heroine came to adopt the child, I was locked in a dark room to reflect. Just because in the morning I watered a little plant baby lying in a hospital bed. I really don't understand. Anyway, I didn't pour boiling water on it. What's worth reviewing? While huddled in the corner dozing off, I suddenly heard noise in the hallway outside the door. I suddenly remembered, today is the day the main male and female came to adopt a child. That's right, a year ago... I awakened my sense of "evil woman". And know clearly the fate of everyone in this world. For example, the bald dean is a cannonball NPC. For example, the couple who came to adopt a child today are the main man and woman in this world. They are gentle, honest, righteous - the symbol of all good things. It's also the only chance for me to escape this strict, boring orphanage - a place that locks me in a dark room all day. Anyway, the other NPC couples who heard about my past of "doing bad things" over the past decade all ran away. Even though my mind is not very normal, I still long for a warm and loving family. So, no matter how small the possibility is, I still want to try. I pretended to be impatient to go to the bathroom, banging on the door frantically. As soon as the teacher opened the door, I immediately crawled between her legs and rushed out. Run at full speed, finally in time. At that time, the male and female leads still hadn't found a suitable child and were about to leave disappointed. I was impatient, afraid they would leave, so from afar I shouted loudly: "Dad! Mom!" The couple suddenly stopped. Seeing hope, I tried my best to run forward, but just halfway through, someone grabbed me around my waist and pulled me back. “Caught it!” It's that bald headmaster! Damn it. "How did you get out? Didn't you say you had to review in a dark room? It's only been a few hours and you already can't stand it?" "Don't eat rice today! Starve and go to sleep!" Again, endless chatter... I really didn't have time to argue with the dean, I was only thinking about how to meet the male and female protagonists. So my arms and legs struggled wildly. I almost wanted to bite me, but I was worried that if the male and female protagonists saw me, they would think I was an angry and aggressive child, and then change their mind about adopting me? Not to mention the director This person works out all year round and is extremely healthy. I simply couldn't shake it off. Strange. Apparently I secretly replaced his protein powder with Youlemei strawberry milk, right? Why are you still as strong as an ox? Struggling until I was exhausted, I finally bowed my head in resignation and was dragged away by him like a chicken by the neck. It seems... there is no hope. Well, just wait. If you are heartless, don't blame me for being unjust. Tomorrow I will stand at the gate of the orphanage, turn on the loudspeaker and play "Only mothers in the world are good" non-stop! 2 Just after being dragged by the dean a few steps, a gentle female voice suddenly rang out from behind: "Hello, did you call us just now?" The director and I turned around at the same time. I only saw a woman wearing a long white dress, beautiful eyebrows, and radiant eyes smiling gently at me. Next to her was a man wearing a suit, his face was stern and cold, and his aura was so arrogant that he seemed to be two meters eight tall. That's right - it's the main male and female. I quickly nodded: "Yes, Mom, Dad, it's me!" The female lead laughed: "Why did you call?" After speaking, she turned to look at the male lead next to her: "I really like this girl." The male lead's originally cold eyes, when he saw her, were like flowing spring water, softening: "Okay, then..." Before he could finish his sentence, someone shouted loudly: "No! Absolutely not!" The bald headmaster immediately tightened his grip on my wrist and pulled me back: "Not this girl! You two can choose anyone you want, except her!" "You don't know, since he was young, he's been used to causing trouble, fighting, cursing, and doing bad things like no one else! Last night, he even pretended to be a ghost and scared an eighty-year-old woman!" "This morning you still dared to water the plant child, do you believe it? In case it comes back to life, wouldn't that be illegal medical practice?" The bald director spoke more and more enthusiastically. As for me, the more I listen, the more desperate I become. Done. My entire "dark record" was completely exposed. Men and women are such honest and upright people, how can they accept a blemished child like me as their daughter? I bowed my head in disappointment. But within a few seconds, someone suddenly grabbed my hand very tightly. "Really? Is what you just said true?" Is the female lead. She bent down, her eyes sparkling at me. I still didn't understand anything, so I nodded reflexively. “That's great!” The female lead stood up, turned to the dean and declared decisively: "We choose this girl!" As if a jackpot fell from the sky on my head, I stood frozen in place, not daring to believe my ears. At that moment, a line of words passed before my eyes: 【Don't these two people be so smart hahaha】 【What should I do if my son has autism, has an isolated personality, doesn't talk all day, locks himself in his room? It's okay to adopt an evil woman! Make sure that from now on, life will no longer be lonely and quiet, but will be filled with chickens and dogs barking all day long!】 【These two people still don't know how powerful their supporting women are, just like "Evil Cows" and "Great King Beagle"! It's exactly like an elf descending to earth!】 …What is this? Looks like… bullets? It's true, as a person with a special personality, I accept all unreasonable things very quickly. It turns out the reason the male and female protagonists adopted me was because they saw a boy I'm lonely and want to find a baby to keep me company. Then it's simple. I'm the best at... making friends! 3 After signing the adoption papers, the headmaster, bald and worried, sent us to the gate. “If anything happens… you two can bring her back at any time!” “No need, just make one call and we will immediately come pick it up!” Damn bald guy. Every day, he curses me endlessly. I glared at him, then held my new mother's hand and got into the car. 4 The new mother is a very good person, and the new father is also a true "father". As soon as I got home, my mother eagerly pulled me upstairs. "I just asked the maid to finish decorating your room, from now on you will sleep here!" I raised my head and looked up. It's a warm princess room. Pure white walls, pink curtains. The bed was covered with countless large and small teddy bears. So beautiful that it's even more beautiful than the dream I ever dared to imagine. “Thank you, mom.” I stopped for a moment, imitating the way other people laugh, curling my lips slightly. Mom patted my head and gently said: "From now on, this will be your home. Do whatever you like, don't limit yourself too much." "Mom has some work to do now, we'll talk more tonight." Suddenly remembering something, my mother felt a little guilty: "You still have a brother, in the next room. He's a bit quiet, I'm afraid he'll be depressed if he's alone forever. If possible, I hope you can be friends with him." I nodded: "Yes, mother." Waiting for my mother to leave, I took out the wire hidden in my pocket and without hesitation unlocked the door to my new brother's room. Hahaha. I also have a brother! It doesn't matter what your personality is. After all, he is still a brother. At the orphanage, the headmaster didn't let the other children play with me. Now I finally have someone to play with! I pushed the door open and walked in — it was pitch black inside, without a trace of light. I groped my way in and saw a "wrap" protruding from the bed. I immediately ran over excitedly: "Brother, do you want to play with me?" I pushed him.