Chapter 1 — The Crown Prince returned to his hometown to carry the dung

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Today, while I was helping my family work in the corn field, my phone suddenly rang. It was a message from my online lover whom I had never met: 【Good baby, I'm here.】 I raised my head and looked towards the roadside, and just saw a middle-aged man wearing a black suit. Dead, could he be an old uncle? I quickly bowed my head and typed a message: 【The two of us are not compatible, it's best not to see each other again.】 Before the message could be sent, lines of comments suddenly appeared in front of my eyes: 【What the hell is this plot? This is clearly a novel about the royal family of the capital, why has it turned into a rustic love story?】 【The person in front really hasn't experienced life yet. This is something the male lead did when he was young and naive. Who doesn't have a past they don't want to remember?】 【What's wrong with the author? He is a crown prince of the Imperial City's aristocracy, more handsome than a star, yet he runs away to fall in love with him online. You're so lost!】 【Disperse, disperse. Anyway, this online love affair did not work out. The other person must be a rough man or an ugly person so he doesn't dare show his face. Waiting for the disappointed male lead to return to the capital, the real female lead will appear.】 More handsome than a star? I silently doubted, conveniently pushed away the corn leaves covering my face and looked outside. The comments suddenly went silent for a second, then immediately exploded: 【Oh my god, who is this girl? Her beauty is so amazing!】 【She also wears a small straw hat, tied her hair on both sides, and has flat bangs.】 【So beautiful! Truly the pinnacle of sweet girls!!!】 My online boyfriend pushed open the car door and immediately looked towards me as if he had fallen in love at first sight. I was also not polite, frankly observing Bui Hac Chi from head to toe. This guy is very tall, his legs are long and straight. Her cold white skin and slightly slanted peach eyes also carry a sense of fragility that makes people feel pity. That face was so perfect that it looked like a character created in a game. The descriptive comments are too modest. He doesn't just look like a star, he's clearly a living fairy straight out of a comic book. Being stared at by me like that, Bui Hac Chi's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. On WeChat, every day he calls me wife and good girl. Just met in real life and turned into an innocent puppy. This contrast is truly so adorable. I just took two steps forward, and before I could even raise my hand to introduce myself, the words in mid-air began to frantically pass by: 【This girl is not the male lead's online lover, right?】 【If it's really her, I have to scold her.】 【That year, because his biological mother passed away, the male lead completely lost hope of living. It was this online lover who little by little pulled him out of the abyss, helping him regain the will to live. As a result, when the male lead came to meet him full of anticipation, she avoided showing up, only casually sending a farewell message to chase him away!】 【That made the male lead completely close his heart, turning into a cold-blooded person. Later, no matter how hard the heroine tried, she couldn't warm this rock. She was abused for more than a hundred chapters, and finally the male protagonist was reluctantly shaken.】 【The previous person dug a hole, why did he force my poor female protagonist to jump down?】 【I'm so angry! I just want to crawl into the screen and slap her hard twice!】 Do you want to slap me twice? It's too hot-tempered. But after reading those words, I completely understood the situation before me. I was transported into a novel. And the tragically handsome guy I met online is the male protagonist of this novel. This time I was really awkward. Should I admit that I am his online lover? After all, he already has a destined female protagonist. I don't want to compete with someone else because of a man. But if I continue to pretend to be dead and refuse to meet him, he will turn black like the comments said, then vent all his anger on the innocent heroine. Thinking for a while, I immediately came up with a plan that could work both ways.

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“Are you looking for Hua Tinh Van?”

I cleared my throat and said sincerely:

“I'm really sorry.”

"The person who always talks to you is actually my biological brother. He likes men, and also has a hobby of pretending to be a woman online to deceive men's feelings."

At this time, my older brother was sweating while playing basketball on the court and suddenly sneezed really hard. Bui Hac Chi's beautiful eyebrows immediately frowned. I secretly observed the changes on his face, feeling happy as if I were celebrating. Great, this expression is clearly disgusting. Perhaps in the next second he would be so nauseous that he would turn around and leave. Sacrificing my brother alone to bring happiness to the whole world is so worth it. The style of the comments in mid-air also immediately changed: 【I use my head to guarantee that this sweet sister is definitely Hua Tinh Van. Although I don't understand why she had to lie, this method is great!】 【That's right. Compared to being suddenly thrown away by the light in his heart, being deceived by a gay man only made him feel unlucky and angry at most, not to the point of leaving psychological damage and then torturing the female lead.】 That's right, the crisis was resolved smoothly. I bowed down in front of him very apologetically:

“I apologize on behalf of my immoral brother.”

After speaking, I relaxed and prepared to pass by him. Unexpectedly, after just two steps, Bui Hac Chi suddenly grabbed my wrist tightly. A layer of water rose in his slightly slanted peach blossom eyes:

“We just met, why do you want to chase me away?”

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My whole body stiffened in place. The mind suddenly couldn't react in time. How can you recognize me? This is completely unreasonable! The two of us have been in love online for so long, I've never sent him a photo. What does this statement of yours actually mean? Are you trying to trick me into confessing? I silently took a breath, trying to force a stiff smile. I was about to confirm that he had identified the wrong person when I raised my head and met his increasingly red eyes.

“Do you think I'm not handsome enough?”

He snorted his stinging nose, trying to smile to please, his voice so small that it almost broke:

“Are those the clothes you wore that day? Does this make you not like it?”

"I promise to never wear this shirt again in the future, okay?"

“Whatever you want me to wear, I will only wear that from now on.”

Seeing me just glaring at him without speaking, he clearly panicked even more. Tears rolled around in his eye sockets, he hastily continued asking:

“Or do you not like my hairstyle?”

“I feel like there's something wrong with you. As long as you tell me, I can fix it.”

“I will definitely change it into the look you like.”

I was completely stunned.