Chapter 12 — The Emperor swore not to let me become a concubine, but as soon as he met, he demanded to become a concubine

"On what basis can we calculate a tie? We've all voted!"

"If you lose, you have to accept it! We steppe men can't say something and not keep it!"

"That's right! Hurry up and compensate the buffalo and goats! We're still waiting for the Queen to make a whole roasted goat for us!"

That envoy had his own country's soldiers spitting all over his face. In the end, he could only sign the compensation agreement. I, Tham Vi Vi. Without wasting a drop of soldiers' blood. Use only three dishes. Because of Dai Luong, he won ten thousand buffaloes and ten thousand goats. History calls it the event "taking a living buffalo and goat to change the way of life". Not true, it is "diplomacy on the tip of the tongue". The news spread to the capital. The whole court was boiling. The previous ministers still felt that I was confused and felt that Dai Luong was about to end his life. Everyone was so surprised that their chin was about to fall to the ground. They thought about it and didn't understand. The border issue has caused Dai Luong headaches for decades. Why did the Queen who only knew how to eat their food solve it with a few bowls of rice? This is not scientific! Tieu Triet was on the court, so proud that his tail was almost up in the air. He bragged about everyone he met.

"See? This is my Queen!"

"Can go to court, go down to the kitchen, split green stones, defeat buffaloes and goats!"

"Your father, is there anyone as powerful as my Queen?"

The ministers: “……” Don't dare to compare, don't dare to compare. That means our father only knows how to make us come home to eat on time. Unlike your Queen, who can make the enemy country cry and scream, demanding to bring food to your house. I brought with me ten thousand buffaloes and ten thousand goats and returned to the throne triumphantly. That scene was truly like gongs and drums resounding in the sky, firecrackers exploding loudly. Hundreds of people from the capital stood on both sides of the street to welcome him. Their eyes looking at me were full of worship and admiration. It's like I'm not a Queen, but a heroine who just saved the world. There were also quite a few ladies throwing eggs and green vegetables onto my cart. Say you want to nourish my body. Thank you ladies. But next time can I throw the roast chicken directly? Return to the palace. Tieu Triet personally came to the palace gate to welcome me. As soon as he saw me, he didn't say a word and rushed forward, giving me a big bear hug. Right in front of the civil and military mandarins and three generals and soldiers. He picked me up and spun me around a few times.

"Vi Vi! You're so good! I love you to death!"

I was turned around by him until my head was dizzy. His face was so red that it looked like a monkey's butt.

"Quick... quickly put me down! So many people are watching!"

“I don't!” He was just like a child playing dirty, "I just want the whole world to know how powerful a Queen I have!"

The ministers below, each one bowed their heads, pretending to look at ants crawling on the ground. Don't look when it's rude, don't look when it's rude. We can't see anything. After this "diplomacy on the tip of the tongue" victory. My fame in Dai Liang has reached its peak. Even surpassing Tieu Triet. Among the people, all kinds of legends about me began to circulate. Some people say that I am the God of Food, able to turn stones into gold, and stones into delicious food. Some people say that I am the reincarnated Nine Thien Xuan Nu, who not only knows how to cook, but also knows how to cook With magic, you can sprinkle beans into soldiers. The most outrageous version is: To tell the truth, I am a great demon who has lived for more than a thousand years. The main body is a... Thao Thiet. That's why I eat so well and cook so well. When I heard this rumor, I was munching on a pork hock braised with soy sauce. I seriously thought about it for a moment. This way of speaking seems... not completely unreasonable. My Queen's life entered a period of unprecedented harmony and happiness. The concubines in the harem all became members of my culinary research group. Every day we gather together, not to play against landlords, but to research new menus. There are hot pots, grilled foods, spicy hot pots, taking turns to go to war. We made the entire harem look like a gourmet street. The Queen Mother no longer looks for me to cause trouble. Because I used a bowl of "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" and successfully bribed her stomach. Currently, the thing she looks forward to most every day is the bowl of "Empress's love soup" that I sent someone to deliver. The high-ranking officials on the court no longer point fingers at me. Now that they are in court, the most important thing is not national affairs.