Chapter 3 — Underworld Has Bluetooth Signal

I opened my eyes, only to see that from nowhere, A Vo had pulled out a... paper riot shield, firmly blocking the attack of the Black Son Old Ghost. The shield also has a large cartoon smiley face printed on it. I remember, this is the product of my parents' argument last week. My mother wanted to burn a bag, my father wanted to burn a suit of armor, and the final compromise was this LV monogram riot shield with a smiley face printed on it. At that time, I still criticized my father's aesthetic taste, but I didn't expect that now it would save my life. Old Ghost Black Mountain failed to hit him, his face looked a bit ugly. He roared, his body's negative energy skyrocketing, clearly intending to use it. Although A Vo was able to block it, it was clearly starting to struggle. We can't hide anymore. I took a deep breath, stepped out from behind A Vo, and raised my Hello Kitty Gatling gun.

“Don't bully my father!”

I shouted angrily and pulled the trigger. 3.

“Tak tak tak tak tak——!”

The deafening sound of gunfire echoed throughout the mountain cave, bullets made of negative energy poured out like a storm. Old Ghost Black Mountain clearly did not expect this pink thing to have such strong firepower. He was repeatedly shot back by the thick curtain of bullets, his body armor was riddled with holes, and the negative energy spread everywhere.

“Boss!” The one-armed demon and his other subordinates were scared to death and wanted to rush in to help, but A Vo used a riot shield to smash them away one by one.

Old Ghost Black Mountain was both frightened and angry. He didn't expect to be at a loss to a new ghost and a bunch of paper toys.

“You want to die!”

He screamed, stabbed his sword into the ground, and made seals with both hands. A stream of black energy even denser than before poured out from his body, forming a giant skull in front of him. That skull opened its mouth wide, emitting a soundless scream. A strong suction force came, I felt like my soul was about to be sucked through it. My bullets hitting the skull can only create ripples, and can't hurt it at all.

“This is my ultimate move, ‘Soul Devouring Roar’. You brat, turn into pieces for me!”

The Black Mountain Old Ghost laughed fiercely. I feel like my power is slipping away at lightning speed, and the sound of the Gatling gun also becomes weak. No, if we continue like this we will surely die. Right at the moment when a thousand pounds hung by a thread, a warm fire light lit up behind me once again. This "parachute drop" was on a particularly grand scale. First a giant paper package fell. On the package, written in crooked handwriting:

"Daughter, I heard that you're a big brother, mom made you a new outfit, you have to look presentable when you go out!"

The package opened, inside was a... seven-colored phoenix dress filled with sequins and plastic diamonds, the skirt of the dress also had an LED strip, flashing continuously, so bright that it made my eyes dizzy. My mother's aesthetic sense can always give me a fatal blow in the most unexpected places. But it's not over yet. Immediately after, an even larger crate fell. Above is my father's dragon and phoenix dancing handwriting:

“Fear of lack of firepower, understand?”

The barrel cracked, inside was an RPG with a heart-shaped warhead. Me: “…” Dad, have you misunderstood me a little too deeply? Old Ghost Black Mountain saw this funny scene, first stunned, then laughed loudly crazy:

“Ha ha ha ha! Is this your aid? A pile of trash! Die for me!”

He increased his strength, the skull's suction became stronger. I was so sucked in that I couldn't stand, I could see that I was about to be swallowed whole. A Vo rushed forward to pull me, but was also affected by gravity, his actions became slow. In a moment of despair, I was forced by evil spirits to grab that seven-colored phoenix dress. As soon as my hand touched the dress, the countless pieces of sequins and plastic diamonds encrusted on the dress suddenly burst into blinding light. The LED light strip is as bright as day. This light has an extremely powerful suppressing effect on ghosts. Old Ghost Black Mountain was so blinded that he screamed miserably, and even the soul-devouring Roar's skull dimmed a bit. It works! I didn't have time to think too much, I tried my best to put on this dress that looked like a neon sign. In the blink of an eye, I felt like I was wearing a solid layer of armor, but that terrifying gravity was blocked by more than half. My mother, while playing random cards, actually burned a high-level magical defense equipment for me! Old Ghost Black Mountain clearly also discovered this. He was so angry that he was so angry that he shouted:

“No way! This is just ordinary paper!”

“Nothing is impossible!”

I stabilized my body, threw away the Gatling gun that was almost out of bullets, and carried the heart-shaped RPG my father had just given me.