Chapter 1 — From One Article to A Life Together

My younger brother took my carefully edited selfies online to go "fishing". He originally intended to lure a cute and obedient little sister, but before he could lure the little fish, the big fish took the bait - and it was the most ferocious fish in my school, the top crazy big brother. Big brother felt seriously insulted, in the middle of the night he hung a taunt on the wall and confessed: 【Stay away, my roommate is a pervert, I have no other intention, just want to ask - is it illegal to beat him to death?】 Below someone jumped in to advise: 【Calm down, brother, what if he's not lying, what if he's really his biological sister?】 Big brother immediately responded, decisive as a nail. column: 【Xam! How can anyone be that beautiful? Damn P!】 Until the next day, during the basketball game, he saw me — who "couldn't be that beautiful" — standing in the cheerleading squad. He didn't bother fighting anymore, immediately took out his phone and edited the article frantically: 【Urgent! The big man seems to have fainted from me. Should I do CPR? Online waiting urgently!】

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Duong Tuan and I are dragon and phoenix twins. But their IQs are extremely unbalanced, as if I had stolen all of their brains right in the womb. When I won the international mathematics gold medal, he was still playing with clay. When I was admitted directly to a key university, the teacher was still holding me back because I couldn't distinguish pinyin from English. In the end, thanks to dog-bite luck, that stupid guy was able to get into the same university as me thanks to a special sports exemption. Just a few days after school started, he happily ran to find me with a face immersed in the beauty of spring. He said he was in love and wanted to pursue a beauty queen who was famous for being cold in school. I know that beauty girl, people don't like boys at all. Duong Tuan did not believe it and insisted that true love is invincible. During that time, he reported the war situation to me every day.

"Sister, you've made friends! She's accepted to be friends with me!"

“She talks so cutely and even sent me cat stickers, this is the charm of a sweet girl, right?”

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"Sister! Help me! She promised to see me tomorrow! I'm so scared, can you help me?"

When I received that message, I was being chased by the professor for my essay to the point of losing my hair. Without thinking, I just agreed. It wasn't until midnight when I finished posting and lay flat on my bed scrolling through my phone that I breathed a sigh of relief. The mind also calms down a bit. Wait, that flower girl was originally a cold big sister type, when did she become such a sweet girl? Furthermore, with Duong Tuan's pig head, can he overthrow a beauty queen? Before I could think about it, my roommate gave me a hot post on the school forum. The title of the article was so explosive that my hands were shaking and I had to click to see it. The poster's ID is already difficult to tease, the tone smells like gunpowder: 【Your roommate is a damn pervert, can you bury it?】 The 2 people hanging out below are having fun. 【What kind of pervert? Let's be specific?】 【The OP is male, the roommate is also male, this plot... he he he he.】 【Don't rush to push the boat, everyone who is male is pushing CP?】 The OP responded very quickly, even through the screen I could smell the anger: 【It's not gay, it's cheating. island! Using a photo of a beautiful girl as his profile picture, this guy thought he was a real girl and talked for half a month!】 It turned out to be a scene of online love overturning the boat. Below is someone who is dissatisfied on behalf of the OP: 【That's really disgusting, use a fake photo to deceive people, don't hold back!】 There are also people who come in to reconcile: 【It's midnight, we're all brothers in the same dormitory, just two light hits will be enough to clear the air, don't create a real murder.】 【Speaking of which, the OP is living together like that, so how come you only now found out that your roommate has a problem?】 The OP is more angry: 【I'm a freshman, I don't usually live in the dormitory, I'm not close to that idiot. Looking at her in bewilderment, I didn't expect it to be like pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!】 【She was just stopped by me in the bathroom, crying and begging to say that her profile picture was her sister, and that her sister was really that beautiful. I'm dying of laughter, do you think I'm blind? The photo is so beautiful, can it be a real person?】 Just a few minutes later, the comments went up several hundred floors. I was also excited, laughing like a pig in a blanket. Until his hand slipped on a blurry photo of the crime scene. That's what the OP posted to prove that his roommate is a pervert, the corner of the photo is part of the dormitory. A gray backpack lies quietly in the corner, on which hangs a pitifully ugly green frog. If I wasn't blind, I'd be sure - that's the stuffed animal that Duong Tuan and I went to play a fetch game last week. It kept talking forever before asking to pick it up. Right after that, the OP posted another update: 【That guy is really soft like tofu, he cried even before hitting him. She kept calling the person in the photo her sister, and said her sister would come tomorrow to settle the matter.】 【Are you asking me to duel? Okay! She also said that her sister is a socialite, tomorrow I will wait here to see if I can knock both of us out!】 The smile on my face immediately froze. Damn. The guy who used his sister's photo to make love online, ended up hooking up with a hot-tempered roommate - isn't that Duong Tuan?