Chapter 1 — Your Majesty's Little Blessings

"This kid, without taking pictures of anything else, he insisted on taking pictures of His Majesty's dragon robe!"

As soon as my mother finished speaking, she fainted, and the civil and military mandarins in the court immediately fell silent. I, a time traveler, just wanted to lie down and enjoy life, but during the party to predict the future, I was so sleepy that I couldn't open my eyes, my head stuck straight into the lap of tyrant Tieu Diem. 【Mom, this tyrant's waist is really small, but unfortunately his life is a bit short, half a year later he will be poisoned to death by the white moonlight he loves the most.】 The man holding me stiffened, a cold air burst out from his body. I ignored it and continued to curse under my breath: 【What are you looking at? Your white moon light is bringing poisoned wine, you big idiot!】 Tieu Diem suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so much that the hairs on her body stood up. In front of everyone, he squeezed my face.

"This little girl is interesting, I will take it and raise her as a queen."

Ta: 【??? Big brother, I'm only one year old!】

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My mother fainted again, this time she was so frightened that she fainted completely. My father, royal historian Luc Vien, knelt down on the ground with a thud and bowed his head until it made a loud bang.

"Your Majesty forgive me! This little girl is still young and doesn't understand, insulting your Majesty, this crime deserves death!"

All the ministers in the palace also knelt down. In the vast palace, only the sound of my father bowing his head was left. I was held by Tieu Diem with one arm, the position was a bit uncomfortable, but I was so sleepy, I just wanted to sleep. 【It's so noisy, can I still let the baby sleep?】 【This tyrant is really real, his thighs are stiff, it hurts my butt.】 Tieu Diem's arm that was holding me clearly tightened. I opened my eyes sleepily, facing a pair of bottomless eyes. He is bowing his head looking at me. That handsome face that made even gods angry had no expression, but I still felt my scalp numb. 【Don't look anymore, don't look anymore, look anymore and I'll scold your ancestors for eighteen generations.】 【A person is about to die, still so fierce.】 The corner of Tieu Diem's mouth seemed to twitch. At this moment, a gentle female voice rang out.

"Your Majesty, Lord Luc is just heartless. They are children, they don't understand, please forgive them."

I turned my head to look over. A beautiful woman wearing a pale yellow royal costume was walking towards her with a cup of wine, her eyes were full of sadness, and her appearance made people feel sorry for her. She is the daughter of the Prime Minister, To Uyen Nhi, the white moonlight in Tieu Diem's heart. He was also the person who personally offered him poisoned wine half a year later and sent him back to heaven. 【Oh, the main character is here.】 【If this performance doesn't win an Oscar, it's truly a pity.】 【Tieu Diem is truly a blind person who still sees her as a treasure, she deserves to be poisoned to death.】 To Uyen Nhi brought the cup of wine in front of Tieu Diem, her voice was so soft that it seemed like it could be squeezed out of water.

“Your Majesty, this is Thanh Mai wine brewed by my goddess, please try it.”

Tieu Diem did not accept. He just stared at that cup of wine, then looked down at me. I yawned, saliva flowing all over his body. 【Drink it quickly, drink it quickly. After drinking it, I will die early and be born early. I can also be reincarnated soon.】 【This cup is not poisonous, the poison will really last for half a year. Today's cup will at most make you have a stomach ache, a beauty's plans, anyone who understands will understand.] Tieu Diem suddenly opened her mouth, her voice was as cold as ice chips.

“Phuc Cao.”

General eunuch Manager Phuc Cao, standing behind him, immediately took a step forward.

“The slave is present.”

"Miss Su has a heart, I accept it." Tieu Diem said slowly, "This cup of wine, a reward for you."

Phuc Cao's face immediately turned pale. To Uyen Nhi's smile also stiffened on her face.

“Your Majesty, this…”

“What?” Tieu Diem raised her eyebrows, "Doesn't Phuc Cao have the blessing of drinking Miss To's reward?"

This statement was very serious. Phuc Cao was so scared that his legs softened, he knelt down on the ground, tremblingly received the cup of wine, and drank it all in one gulp. The electric air seemed to freeze. Everyone stared at Phuc Cao's belly. One second. Two seconds.

“Uh…”

Phuc Cao belched loudly. Then, in the quiet atmosphere, an earth-shattering farting sound echoed throughout the main hall.

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That smell, there really is nothing more to say. I was almost sent away on the spot. 【Oh my god, a biochemical weapon!】 【To Uyen Nhi put three beans in Tieu Diem's wine, right? Do you want him to perform the scene of a soldier erupting on a dragon bed?】 Tieu Diem's face was so black that ink could have dripped out. He carried me, like he was holding a hot sweet potato, quickly stood up, away from the center of toxic gas. To Uyen Nhi's face was sometimes red, sometimes white, and she almost cried on the spot.

"Your Majesty, I... I don't know why this is so..."

Tieu Diem coldly glanced at her without saying a word. But the disgust in those eyes hurt more than any words. He carried me, walked straight past her, stopping in front of my father. My father was still kneeling on the ground, shaking like a leaf in the autumn wind.

“Luc Vien.”

“God is present!”

“Your daughter, I like it very much.” Tieu Diem said as softly as the wind and clouds, "From today onwards, brought into the palace and raised by me personally."

My father suddenly raised his head, a look of disbelief on his face. There was also a loud thud in my heart. 【Isn't that right, sir? Really?】 【I'm just a supporting character who curses silently, why did you bring me into the palace? Is it a machine that shoots comments for you?】 Tieu Diem seemed not to hear my voice, and continued to say: "Ordained as Princess Vinh An, will take care of thousands of households, wait until the year of birth, and be appointed queen." Oh! The whole main hall exploded.