Chapter 3 — Your Majesty's Little Blessings

In the following days, I lived my life like a pig. Eat then sleep, sleep then eat. During the day when Tieu Diem came to court, he immediately handed me over to the palace eunuch's maid. When he returned at low tide, he took me next to him, ate with him, and slept with him. I quickly discovered that he seemed to be the only one who could hear my heart. This gives us a lot of working space. For example, the soup Ngu Thien Phong brings is poisonous. 【The color of this evil chicken soup is not quite right. Is there a pink crane inside? Tieu Diem packed a box of rice, only knowing how to eat, you'll die if you eat it.】 Tieu Diem's face remained expressionless, rewarding the eunuch who brought the food. The eunuch was moved and gratefully drank it all, then foamed at the mouth and died on the spot. For example, there was an assassin pretending to be a palace maid, wanting to take advantage of his approval of the decree to secretly attack. 【This palace maid has really big breasts, it's a pity that she's an assassin.】 【The dagger is hidden in her sleeve, it will pierce Tieu Diem's waist in a moment.】 Tieu Diem did not raise her head, conveniently picked up the paperweight on the table and threw it in that direction. Just heard a miserable sound, the assassin fell down with the sound. Relying on the "humanoid warning machine" that is me, Tieu Diem avoided countless spears and dark arrows. As for me, I also became the most untameable existence in the entire palace. Everyone knows that His Majesty the Emperor loves this Princess Vinh An to the core. Whoever dares to make me lose a hair, Tieu Diem can skin that person's entire family. I became the "little king in the palace" whose name is worthy of reality. Except that every night Tieu Diem treats her like a pillow, which is a bit annoying. 【Sigh, he hugs me to sleep every day, isn't he afraid of crushing me?】 【I really want to kick him and tell him why the flowers are so red.】 The breathing of the person next to him sank. A large hand reached out and patted my butt, neither heavy nor light.

"If you think about other things, I will tell you what a flower is really that red."

Ta: “…” Okay, you are the emperor, you are formidable.

4

The days go by, I grow from a milk-fed baby into a little dough that can run and jump. At the age of five, I officially became Tieu Diem's apprentice. Saying it's beautiful is like learning a lesson, in reality it's just changing the place to lie still. Tieu Diem handled the government affairs in the royal study, I slept next to him on the soft bed, ate breakfast, and played nine games. It seemed he didn't criticize me for being noisy. Sometimes I get tired of playing and lie down on the table and fall asleep. When I wake up, I always have an extra cell of his on me. We gradually get used to such a life. Although Tieu Diem is a tyrant, he really has nothing more to say to me. Besides having a bit of a poisonous mouth, liking to squeeze my face, moving a little and threatening to spank my butt, there's nothing bad about it. 【Hmph, he just sees me as a tool.】 【When I grow up and no longer have the value to be used, surely the first person he will kill will be me.】 Tieu Diem was approving the chapter, the tip of the pen stopped, a drop of ink fell onto the bright yellow chapter. He raised his head and stared at me.

“Come here.”

I held my snacks and walked slowly past.

“Do what?”

“I will always be good to you.” He suddenly said.

I was stunned. 【What is it? Suddenly cheesy?】 【Tyrant took the wrong medicine?】 He looked at my dull expression, seemingly somewhat helpless. He reached out and picked me up on his lap.

“Au Au, remember, you belong to me.”

His voice is very good light, but carries a hegemony that leaves no room for doubt. In my heart, I pouted. 【What's yours, it's all yours, okay?】 【When I turn sixteen, I will climb the wall out of the palace, roam the horizon, so you can never find me again!】 Tieu Diem's arms are holding me tightly.

"You dare to run, I will break your legs."

Ta: “…” I can't talk anymore. In the blink of an eye, my six-year-old birthday has come. Tieu Diem organized a grand banquet for me. Envoys from all countries came to congratulate him. Among them was the Northern Liang embassy. They brought a holy woman, said to be skilled in singing and dancing, and could enchant people's hearts. At the banquet, the saint wore a red dress and danced barefoot. Her dance is truly beautiful, every look, every movement is full of seductive magic. Many ministers present looked on in bewilderment. Even Tieu Diem was a little ecstatic. Alarm bells immediately rang in my heart. 【It's here, the plot's killer move is here!】 【This saint is the 2.0 version of To Uyen Nhi, she wants to use magic to control Tieu Diem!】 【Tieu Diem is a big wolf, wake up quickly! Don't look at her eyes!】 I was so anxious that I wanted to cover his eyes, but I was too low and couldn't reach him. I can only spam frantically in my heart. 【Her magic tricks are all over the eyes! If you continue to look at it, you will become her puppet!】 【At that time, she tells you to eat poop, you have to eat too!】 Tieu Diem's body shook slightly, her eyes regained a trace of alertness. The saint seemed to notice, her dance became more graceful, the seduction in her eyes almost overflowed. 【No no no, this genjutsu is too strong!】 【I have to think of a way!】 In a hurry, I came up with a wonderful idea. 【Tieu Diem! Look quickly! When she danced and raised her arms, her armpit hair was showing!】 【Wow, so thick! Like two toothbrushes!】 【Not only does she have armpit hair, she also has armpit hair! Even standing this far away, I can still smell it, it's so shocking!】 Phew—— An Vuong sitting next to Tieu Diem just took a sip of wine and spit it out directly. The entire school's eyes were drawn there. The saint's dance also stopped, her face looking surprised in this direction. Tieu Diem's shoulders are shaking slightly. He covered my mouth with one hand and pressed my head with the other, tightly pressing me into his arms, not letting me look at him. But I can feel that he can't hold it anymore. He waited for a long time before using an almost distorted voice to say to the guard next to him:

“Pull this woman... this eyesore... down to me and lock me in a big prison!”

Holy woman: “???” Literature and martial arts official: “???” Me: 【The plan is successful!】