Chapter 1 — Every Day He Forced the Shadow Emperor to Eat Durian

When filming a travel show, I drive myself and use my phone for navigation. Meanwhile, the radio's voice kept ringing, all messages from the emperor's mother: 【Tieu Kieu, your crazy son has gone crazy!】 【He's holding his nose and eating durian! You know, no one in my family can eat that stuff anymore, only you like it!】 【Now every day he brings home a durian, covers his nose while eating, the whole family is haunted by the smell of "salt"!】 【Oh my god, he's started eating it! One hand covering the nose, the other hand stuffed in the mouth!】 【How about you two reunite? Can you help me……】 During the livestream, bullets (flying comments) exploded. What's even more explosive is that - the next second, that cold movie emperor sent a voice message: 【Don't listen to your mother's nonsense, it was only after breaking up with you that I suddenly like to eat durian... vomit!】 1 Because I was so "flop", I've been at home scratching my feet for half a year now. When the company promoted a new student, the representative conveniently put me in a reality travel show that had just aired. The reason is: the production team criticized the other student as being too expensive, so the company applied a "buy one get one free" combo. Also… well, these people are quite kind. But I'm still very serious about my work. During the livestream program, many guests were afraid of "mouthing off" or accidentally having their actions dug up, so everyone on the bus was cautious and did not dare to take the spotlight. So I volunteered to be the driver. I took out my phone and turned on the navigation. I didn't see it as a big deal. This lady's body is as clean as distilled water, without any stains. Otherwise, why did it "flop" to this extent... But very quickly, I knew I was thinking wrong. How should I say it... I'm extremely regretful. Regretting my habit of kindly writing down contact notes for each person. Because the next second, the GPS voice in the car rang out: 【Contact WeChat "Ha Ky Chu's mother" sent a message: "Tieu Kieu, that god-damned son of yours is crazy!"】 My head immediately made a buzzing sound. 2 I'm driving on the highway now, there are still six kilometers left until the stop. Speed 120km/h. Right at this moment, what I hope for is not to become rich, nor to be surrounded by eighteen male models. It's — Auntie, please don't send any more messages in the next three minutes! But — The emotionless AI voice continued monotonously reading each message that Ha Ky Chu's mother sent: 【Oh my god, he misses you so much that he's sick!】 【Ha Ky Chu is holding his nose and eating durian! You know that too, no one in my family can eat that stuff, I'm the only one who likes it!】 【Now every day he brings durian home, covers his nose and stuffs it in his mouth, the whole house is filled with "salt" from it!】 Damn. The artists in the car were all awake and asleep. An employee asked in a low voice: "That person Ha Ky Chu... isn't that actor Ha Ky Chu?" The little flower girl Tan Nhuoc looked a little jealous: "That movie emperor is famous for being cold now, maybe it's just someone with the same name..." I hastily nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, it's just as I thought!" But Ha Ky Chu's mother continued to send a message: 【Oh my god, he started eating that durian! One hand covering his nose, the other hand stuffed in his mouth!】 A young student in the same company as me - Ta Nam - suddenly said "eh?" a voice: "But... a year ago I was lucky enough to participate a show with the emperor, I clearly remember that he doesn't like to eat durian! No, Ms. Kieu, you..." I quickly braked to shut him up. I smiled awkwardly: "Ha ha... we're almost at the stop, take a rest, don't you... take a rest~" Sneaking a glance at the screen in the hand of the PD (program director) in the passenger seat. Damn, the livestream screen was completely covered by bullets (flying comments)... 【Kieu Tang, this expired star, is writing her own show?】 【It's just another fame-seeking game, just like Green Tea's heart.】 【I'm a fan of King Ha, don't get involved with him, thank you.】 【But... King's really don't eat durian!】 【Waiting for studio Ha Ky Chu to send a lawyer's letter, this green tea is ruined.】 Even though I'm not green tea's heart at all, I still feel... I'm dead. really. Because of that one glance... I forgot to disconnect the phone. The next second, the voice system threw out a bomb again: 【Can you two reunite? Can you help me……】 I felt like I was about to pee in the car. 3 I jumped up and tried to get out. But the group of artists in the car immediately stopped me: "Miss Tieu Kieu, tell me~ What's going on?" What's going on? What else could it be? That's exactly what we're thinking! I dated actor Ha Ky Chu, then broke up. Is that okay? Are you satisfied?! But I don't dare tell the truth. I still want to keep this 2 million 800 thousand yuan job... I closed my eyes, gritted my teeth and said: "I just met a normal friend, as outsiders, let's not bother ordinary people's lives..." At that moment - WeChat "dinged" again. The little flower girl Tan Nhuoc who was next to me suddenly grabbed my phone: "After all, we're outsiders, so it's okay if we watch a little more, right?" Well... I thought to myself, it's probably okay, after all, it's just my aunt sending another message, I'll call home tonight to explain. But the next second — the lens turned straight to my phone screen. A voice message was sent from the person whose name in the phonebook is: "Ket Tinh Sau Durian Ha Ky Chu"! I quickly reached out to grab the phone back. But the PD was one step faster, pressing play right away on the voice message! The whole country heard the cold male voice, characteristic only of the movie emperor: 【Don't listen to my mother's nonsense... it was after breaking up with you that I started to like eating durian... gag!】 That moment... the whole world seemed to crack in half. I heard Ta Nam's uncontrollable laughter in the back seat, even though it was as if he had just rewinded half a lifetime of painful events. I heard the cameraman blurt out: “What the f—” and then quickly cover his mouth with his hand. I could even hear the rumbling sound of wheels rolling in like thunder—the sound of netizens' bullets pouring in. 【Damn, it's really Ha Ky Chu!】 【Could it be that these two people really loved each other?】 【Don't talk nonsense! Is there any expert who can do voice analysis for me?】 【Stop trying, my friend hahahahaha I'm dying of laughter!】 【I'm a passerby who saw a hot search so I jumped in! Has anyone recorded the screen yet?】 【I'm dying of laughter, stupid question—does he have morning sickness?】 【Damn, the guy above is right! I represent you I believe this is morning sickness!】 【Morning sickness news +1】 【Morning sickness news +2】 【Morning sickness +10086】 …… Yes, I even heard… the sound of my head exploding. I leaned against the back of the chair, so helpless that I no longer wanted to live. Tan Nhuoc quietly locked the screen and handed the phone back to me. I waved my hand absent-mindedly: "No need." Tan Nhuoc hesitated for a second: "Sister... it's still livestreaming..." She and I looked at each other for three seconds. Then I grabbed the phone and rushed straight to the bathroom. 4 I squatted in the bathroom and opened my phone to look at hot search. #KieuTangHaKyChu #HaKyChuNgheng #KieuTang Pretends and Stumbles to Create Waves #KieuTang Throws Away His Phone #KieuTangHates Giving Up #Does HaKyChu Really Like to EatSorrow? I just did a light refresh, the hashtag "morning sickness" jumped straight to the top 1, accompanied by the last red icon with the word 【EXPLICIT】. Damned. Can I die in this toilet? I called the assistant director while I was still sitting there. “Should we… temporarily interrupt the livestream?” The deputy director thought I was joking: "Kieu Tang, what are you talking about? Do you know how many people are watching the livestream right now?" I tightened my grip on the phone: "I'm afraid things will go out of control." The deputy director started to get angry: "Control is our crew's job! You're just a lower-line artist, stop worrying about money! Think about your contract violation fee!"