Chapter 3 — Every Day He Forced the Shadow Emperor to Eat Durian

7 The show seemed to want to "sacrifice" me in exchange for views, and it really exploded. The bullet side is now... can't be seen anymore. During the break, my face turned pale, I quietly opened the comment's keyword filter settings, and added a few words: 【ke fame】【heart muscle】【green tea】【fake】【Kieu Tang】 Result — the remaining number of bullets was only about 20%. My manager called me and scolded me: "It's so difficult to get a job, but you act so noble? If you don't follow the script, then get out of this job! There's no shortage of new people in the company to replace you!" I held the phone tightly, waiting for the program crew to send someone to demand compensation. But at that moment, Tan Nhuoc knocked on my door: "Miss Kieu! Good news! Very good news!" She excitedly showed me her phone: "The scriptwriter and producer are gone! Hahahaha they deserve it!" I looked at Tan Nhuoc's phone screen. Top 1 hot search: #ScriptwriterNameT dropped from the station due to tax evasion# Top 2 hot search: #ProducerNameD dated three girls at the same time# Aren't these the two "big brothers" of our program team? Tan Nhuoc laughed so much that he almost fell off his skin care mask: "Not thinking about how to make a good program, always taking shortcuts, forcing us - lower-line artists - to sell scandals to gain popularity. What is the result? Flipping the car on the spot!" The change happened so quickly that I found it a bit... strange. I called the deputy director: "I would like to ask... about the contract..." The deputy director immediately picked up the phone, his voice still a bit excited: "Tieu Tang~ I was the one who said the wrong thing last time, don't hold it against me! The script is because the scriptwriter has a problem with his mind, how can we force you to pay for the violation! It's our fault, I'm sorry!" I tried to interject: "It's okay, I..." The deputy director continued without giving me time to breathe: "Don't worry, we will plan properly in the next few episodes! If you have any suggestions, just let me know!" Me: "Uh... yes... yes..." Deputy director: "Okay, I'm a little busy. If you have anything, come to the break room and find me to talk, hehe..." Then... hung up. I was as confused as a chicken caught in the rain. Immediately after that, there was a new message in the general group: 【From now on, cancel all filming scripts, request artists to freely promote, be careful not to speak against the core values of socialism. Next destination topic: Hainan — Journey to discover tropical fruits.】 Tan Nhuoc turned around, eyes sparkling: "Sister Kieu, I have a hunch... Do you feel... something good is coming~ heh heh heh heh heh..." 8 The next episode went to Hainan, everyone got used to my stable driving skills, so they continued to vote for me to be the driver. This time I learned from experience. Leaving the house, turning left, I immediately went to buy a "floating" brand phone, specifically used for... navigation. Bullet point: 【I was bitten by a snake once, but now I'm scared even when I see a rope~】 【I'm dying of laughter, even if the sky collapses, don't try to influence me to drive.jpg】 【It's a bit "colorful", does this girl think she's hot or something?】 【Oh, the person above is also "colorful", who do you think you are to be so judgmental?】 【If you don't like it then get out, don't be too much. lyrics.】 【To be honest, isn't the show trying to get Kieu Tang's fame?】 【That's right, but the scriptwriter and producer scandal is also true, isn't it?】 Me: Don't watch, don't watch, it's a turtle. egg. Turn off bullets to keep peace in your soul. … Arriving at a fruit wholesale market, the director suddenly signaled to stop the car. Announcing a new game on the spot: Blind box (surprise box) durian. (Note: the following paragraph has been watermarked, the original content is not affected) After that, each person must bring that surprise box back to the homestay to welcome this week's new guests. Emmm…… Don't tell me, even the bullets are starting to smell the scent of "drama" rising: 【Could it be that Movie Emperor Ha is really coming?】 【No, Ha Ky Chu has never accepted an invitation to film a reality show!】 【How can a small program like this invite a movie emperor of that size?】 【It's definitely a hot show!】 【+1 Kieu Tang is suffering It's so bad that it's become a tool to attract fame, isn't there a post that exposes the internal plot?】 【But Kieu Tang is not innocent, if she didn't intentionally reveal the message during the livestream, then it wouldn't have happened!】 【Okay then, are you the only one who is innocent?】 【Oh my god, if the emperor really comes, can you drop all that nonsense and ship it right away?!】 【Why doesn't anyone see that Ha Ky Chu and Do Yen Lam are compatible? Emperor Hau CP, raise the big flag!】 Even though I can't read bullets... But I know how to "buy time". Question: How to create program effects without making the audience feel like they are "acting"? Answer: Buy time seriously, sincerely and technically. I turned this melon unpacking session into a special column: "Instructions for choosing the best quality durian box - handheld version". I seriously explained: "First of all, it's the smell. Durian isn't just simply rotten, it's fragrant. If the sweet scent is familiar to fruit, then there's a high chance it's a genuine product." “But if it's simply a putrid, fermentation-like smell, then that's fine — call it quits.” Bullet: 【Well, aren't they all equally rotten?】 Ta Nam continued: "It's not the same, baby~" I held up another durian and continued: "Secondly, look at the color. Greenish-yellow color like this is a quality product. If it turns dark yellow, or darkens, or the skin is cracked—definitely don't choose it. Its taste will be similar to the fermented smell I just mentioned." Ta Nam pretended to cover his nose and fanned his hands repeatedly: "Yuee~" Bullet: 【Do you two want to form a comedy group?】 【Why does it feel like a light couple?】 【It doesn't feel as real as when he threw up, low score!】 I smiled and continued to share tips like choosing a durian with creamy pointed segments, long stems and some experiences. other. After a while of arguing, Ta Nam put on a serious look, carefully chose one and asked: "Sister Kieu, is this okay?" My eyes lit up. A perfect example of… a typical fail! I gave the fruit to the seller: "Uncle, help me cut this fruit apart. I'll pay later." The boss looked at my expression as if I had just thrown money on the ground: “Okay!” Ta Nam looked at the durian slowly "turning over", his bright eyes gradually became gloomy. I held out the durian shell for the whole group to see: "Actually, with this type of durian, the rice inside can still be very delicious. But... nothing! There is an empty part with no rice! The rate of rice is less than 30%!" Ta Nam's face was as wrinkled as steamed buns: "What's so strange?!" I pointed to the shell: “Its shape is too odd, usually something like that The rate of having rice will be very low. If you want to choose a type with a lot of rice, the shape must be balanced." The discussion was lively: everyone in the audience said "the bloody lesson has been learned." Finally, I picked up a random fruit: "But hey, those of you watching the livestream, in my experience, when going to the supermarket to choose durian, you just need to remember three simple steps!" Tan Nhuoc immediately interjected: "What are the three steps, Kieu?" I replied: "Shake gently - smell it - the right smell means it's just cooked. After that, choose a fruit with a balanced shape! The bullets fell silent for a moment. Then I don't know which "keyboard rat" started the conversation first: 【What? What's so terrible about artists? You guys have to do a lot of tricks when it comes to choosing a durian. Ordinary people only need to shake it twice?】 【Yes, that kind of talk sounds boring to death!】 【It's so disgusting, no wonder men kicked me, what a broken woman.】 Ta Nam was even angry before me.