Chapter 4 — Every Day He Forced the Shadow Emperor to Eat Durian

Ta Nam got angry and shouted straight at the camera: "Are you guys okay? If you don't want to watch, then go away! Ms. Kieu is kindly sharing her experience. If you don't want to watch, then turn left out the door. No one will die without you!" I immediately pulled him back. Artists scolding the audience is taboo! I turned to the camera and smiled softly: "I simplify the process of choosing durians for two reasons - one is to avoid confusion for everyone, two..." I pointed to the pile of durians lying on the ground: "Even if you have money to buy them, it's difficult to choose the perfect ones from the cheap ones at the supermarket or regular fruit store. You can only try your best." The bullets were silent for a few seconds, then the wind dramatically changed direction: 【I fainted, remembering the three moldy durians in my supermarket that made my heart hurt!】 【This woman really understands the lives of ordinary people!】 【Hey, where's that bad boy from before? Open the door!】 【The face that was slapped is swollen, ha ha ha!】 Ta Nam also took advantage of it: "See! My sister Kieu is thinking about everyone! Some people are really unreasonable!" I support my forehead. Young man... that's starting a cyber war. The bullet point turned in a new direction: 【Does anyone else like me feel that Kieu Kieu and Ta Nam have a bit of a CP feeling?】 【+1, who will create a CP super talk?!】 【Anyway, the emperor is in the past, support CP "Nam Kieu" on air!】 【No! "Morning Sickness CP" is true love!】 【I vote for Nam Kieu CP!】 …Can't look anymore. The director quickly changed the topic and announced a new mission: "Then, each of you choose a durian that you think is the best. Then we will compete to see the ratio of having high or low rice to decide the winner or loser. The person with the highest score will get to choose the room first tonight, and the durian you choose will also become a welcome gift for tonight's guests!" Everyone spread out, each following a close-up PD. I just picked up a perfect, flawless King Maoshan fruit. Then suddenly I heard the director sitting under the canopy receive a call: "What? Didn't it say clearly that Ha Ky Chu was waiting at the homestay? Why did he drive himself here?!" Then, the director turned to look at me with eyes... hard to put into words. 9 Emmm… that's right. Not wrong. Our surprise guest "falling from the sky" is — Ha Ky Chu. It is truly "heavenly heaven". Behind him, the director's mouth opened so wide that he could fit a pigeon egg. In front, the bullets were so overwhelming that they completely covered the original screen. 【Aaaa my photo emperor!】 【Whoa, why did he suddenly come like that?】 【It's Ha Ky Chu!】 【Because of love, he was willing to film a reality show, I love this couple so much!】 【Didn't he say to wait for the whole group to return to the homestay to meet?】 【Could it be that... the photo emperor couldn't help it so much? ran out here all by himself?!】 【Um... is it wrong for a man to pursue his wife on his own?】 【I'm unfollowing, it's dropped in value!】 【What dynasty do you belong to above that hasn't "dropped in value"? Royal goods?】 He still drives the old Cayenne he bought. The tailored black suit doesn't seem to be well-tailored and is a bit wrinkled. The whole group was silent for a few seconds. Finally, Do Yen Lam spoke first: "Mr. Ha, why did you come here?" (note: the watermark does not affect the content) Ha Ky Chu glanced at me and coldly replied: "It's boring, so I came by to take a look." Then he turned to ask The director, his voice seemed careless: "The durian box has been selected, can we go home yet?" The director nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Okay, okay! Go home, go home! Let's start right away!" Then turned to look at me, somewhat awkwardly asked: "One car for two people... how to divide it?" I didn't speak up. Ha Ky Chu's face started to look unsightly. Do Yen Lam took the initiative again: "Or let me..." But Ta Nam immediately interrupted: "Mrs. Lam, I have a few questions about acting to ask you, can you and I share a car?" Tan Nhuoc immediately understood and pulled the artist along with Do Yen Lam into a lively acquaintance. Ha Ky Chu patted the Cayenne: "Then the only way is for us to squeeze each other." I replied, my voice as soft as the wind: "...It's okay." I lowered my head, so I couldn't see - the corner of Ha Ky Chu's lips curled up slightly, as well as a long line of bullets spamming the words: 【“Yoooo~ yoooo~ yoooo~”】 10 The air in the car was still cold as if it was touching the freezing point. He held the steering wheel. I hugged the durian. Both were silent for a long time. I opened my mouth: "You..." At the same time, he also said: "That day..." Then they both stopped mid-sentence. He said: "You say it first." Me: “It's nothing... Or should I say it first?” Ha Ky Chu's throat moved slightly: "It's... nothing." I said "um" just to be polite. His face became more and more unsightly. There is only one traffic light left to reach the homestay. He threw me a small pillow: "Isn't it uncomfortable to hold a durian?" Emmm… I mumbled: “Thank you.” As soon as the green light turned on, he stepped on the accelerator hard and the car sped away. Ha Ky Chu tilted his head, his voice almost gritting his teeth: "Kieu Tang, do you have to talk to me in that polite way?" My throat immediately became dry and felt like it was about to burn. I opened my mouth to answer - but the program staff was already standing at the homestay gate waving his hand. Ha Ky Chu rudely waved his hand, picked up the durian I was holding like a garbage bag, then walked straight inside. I had no choice but to follow. {Read full version at Van Ha Tuong page} The others had already taken their seats. And… the empty space left for me and Ha Ky Chu was — the central position C Vi. Brain tension. According to the original plan, each person will peel the durian of their choice, and whoever has the highest percentage of rice will have priority in choosing the bedroom. The unluckiest person will have to sleep... in a tent, while the durian rice will be used to entertain guests. But looking back now... This kind of entertainment... doesn't seem right at all. The director slapped his thigh: "Let's do this, let's play a little game! Whoever loses gets to eat durian!" Bullets exploded: 【That's it, set a separate punishment for one person, right?】 【Laugh to the point of choking, other person: treat guests! Shadow Emperor: Punishment! It's really a Schrodinger durian!】 【Durian: I feel discriminated against?】 【And there's evidence!】 【HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA】 【HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA】 Honestly — there's no need for the crew to intentionally corner it. Ha Ky Chu has absolutely no experience in reality shows, he loses whatever he plays. Soon, after the first round, he was firmly sitting at the top of the group... but it was the losers group. And so, the durian I personally chose - the premium quality, just in segments - was cut up extremely beautifully by the director, arranged into a plate... placed right in front of Ha Ky Chu. Although his face remained expressionless, his eyelashes trembled like the wind. I couldn't help but say: "If you can't eat, then don't eat..." But Ha Ky Chu immediately interrupted: "Who said you can't eat?" Then he took a bite: "I like sweet things like this." With the other hand... covered his nose and started chewing. The bullets exploded into a hurricane: 【Exactly like the scene where my wife burned the food, I still had to sit and eat it all to avoid being offended.】 【I died laughing: "I like sweets" gag】 【Is the only hard part in the picture is the mouth?】 【Not sure, it's a man, what needs to be hard must still be hard - ask Kieu Tang for details.】 【Huh? Is this a car transporting children to kindergarten?】 【Those guys up there just dumped a bunch of "suffering tea" in my face!】 【Passerby asked stupid question: is there still a chance to see the scene of the baby being pregnant again?】 【It's very possible, my friend!】 Um... the camera changes scene. He pulled the trash can closer. Do Yen Lam couldn't bear to look at it anymore: "Mr. Ha, how about I help you eat?" Ha Ky Chu waved his hand: "A real man, doesn't need anyone's help." Then… lost three more rounds. I couldn't look at it anymore and said: "Stop wasting it, take me away." Ha Ky Chu glanced at me. Then... push all three remaining durian segments over to me. The mouth also added another sentence: "As a public figure, waste is not advisable."