Chapter 1 — Lo Nghien, Don't Cling to Me Anymore

After arguing with a netizen in the game for more than a thousand sentences, I was so angry that I created a secondary account to seduce him into love online, then dump him. After I blocked him, he announced that he would “kill” me. I'm not worried at all. 【It's okay, my profile picture is very deceiving anyway.】 【My house is in a remote countryside. If you want to find me, first you have to take a plane, then transfer to a bullet train, then transfer to a passenger car, then find a motorbike taxi, and finally you have to walk to get to my house.】 【Furthermore, once you reach my village, calling my name is useless, you also have to call my father's name.】 【The place where even the Japanese ghosts couldn't find in the past, if you find it, I will serve you to the ground.】
1
When my aunt called me, I was in my pajamas, sitting in front of the stove baking sweet potatoes. The phone in my pocket rang over and over again. I still don't listen. My mother felt strange, glanced at me and asked tentatively:
“Why don't you answer the phone?”
“Could it be your boyfriend calling?”
I was speechless, instinctively rolled my eyes, and angrily protested:
“Where will you get a boyfriend?”
“You really don't have a boyfriend?”
“Then why don't you dare listen in front of mom?”
I pouted, looking unconcerned:
“Is there anything worth hearing?”
"Anyway, if the person calling you is not advertising, it is still a scam."
When I was at school, sometimes delivery or food delivery guys would call me. But since returning to the village, if I want to pick up the goods, I have to go to the pick-up station in the town more than twenty kilometers away, and have to pay an additional pick-up fee. A lazy and stingy person like me, after returning to the village, I still haven't been able to buy a single item. Shipper can't call me. As for outside food, needless to say, it's basically not within the scope of delivery. Even if a greedy person like me wants to bet, he can't. My friends know that I have a fear of answering the phone. If it's not necessary, I won't call. Even if they have to call, to save money on phone calls, they just call WeChat. So at this time the person calling me, other than the scammers who don't have enough KPIs at the end of the month, there is a high probability that there is no one else. My mother raised her head and looked at me:
“If you don't listen, then hang up.”
“It keeps ringing, influencing my mother to watch short films.”
“I know.” I helplessly took out my phone.
Oh, but it's not a scam number. I clicked to listen. I used tongs to pick up the potato in the stove to avoid burning it, and curiously asked the other end of the line:
“Second aunt, why did you suddenly call me?”
“What's wrong?”
On the phone, my second aunt asked me in a friendly local accent:
“Ninh Ninh, you love your boyfriend in the city, why didn't you tell us?”
I was dumbfounded: "Second aunt, I don't have a boyfriend."
"Don't listen to my mother's nonsense."
During winter break, I read novels every day on my phone. After reading for a while, I suddenly laughed. Every time my mother sees it, she doubts and asks:
“Are you in love?”
I thought she was going out to spread rumors about me. But the second aunt said:
"A few days ago I asked your mother, she also said you haven't been in a relationship yet."
“As a result, people are now coming to the door.”
“Ninh Ninh, what you're doing is not right.”
"If you don't tell us about your relationship, why don't you tell us in advance if your boyfriend comes to your house? Are you still prepared?"
I couldn't believe it: "Second aunt, what did you say?"
“Your boyfriend came to your house?”
“But I don't really have a boyfriend.”
“Are you sure he's looking for you?”
The second aunt's voice was firm:
“Of course.”
“As soon as he entered the village, he asked the people in the village: 'Do you know where Tong Ninh Ninh's house is?'"
“At first, the old people who were asked didn't have time to react that he was talking about me.”
“Then he said he was a pretty college girl, so they immediately realized it must be me.”
"Anyway, now in our village, we're the only ones who are university students. Who else is there besides me?"
Aunt stopped and continued:
“As soon as they found out that aunt was playing mahjong at the village cultural house, they immediately told that young man to come and ask her.”
"I just heard, the name he said is not your name."
Second aunt's voice was full of teasing, urging me:
"He's waiting for you at the village cultural house, come pick him up quickly."
“Can you bring your boyfriend to my second aunt's house for a meal someday?”
I turned on the speakerphone, second aunt's voice was so loud, even my mother could hear it. She put down the short film that fascinated her and glared at me.
"And you say you don't love each other?"
“People have come to the house!”
I was extremely confused and said casually:
"Mom, let's go to the village cultural house to see what's going on."
“I'll explain to mom later when I go home.”
2
In front of the village cultural house. The aunts and uncles who were playing mahjong saw me coming and immediately teased the strange man standing next to them:
“Hey boy, your girlfriend is here.”
Someone else told me:
"Ninh Ninh, your boyfriend is really handsome. You can tell people from the city by looking at him. Your eyes are very good."
I looked at the man in front of me. Tall figure, sharp facial features, simple and clean clothes, looks about the same age as me, probably a student. On my wrist, I also wore a watch I didn't know the brand of. It looked like a branded product and felt very expensive. The man followed everyone's gaze towards me, his breath stopped. Then he observed me from top to bottom, smiling coldly:
“Huh, it sure is you.”
“Tong Ninh Ninh!”
That voice, as if I was a woman betraying him. But no matter how much I racked my brain, I couldn't remember when I had known such a handsome male student. Even though subjectively speaking, I also want to become a trance girl, but objectively speaking, I haven't done it yet. After all, being a fox crystal requires talent. I pointed at myself in surprise:
“You know me?”
He gritted his teeth and said coldly:
"In the middle of the night, I touched my husband and he was stiff and then looked back and it turned out he was dead?"
My goodness! Day chang phai ID game cua toi sao? I suddenly widened my eyes, finally knowing who he was. I try to ask:
“You are 'Doing one good deed every day accumulates great virtue, every day doing two good deeds accumulates great virtue'?”
The man nodded shyly. I froze.
“Are you really coming here?!”
“Doing one good deed every day accumulates great virtue, every day doing two good deeds accumulates great virtue” is a netizen I met in the game.
Also my online boyfriend. More than half a year ago, after finishing the university entrance exam, I learned to play games. One day, I matched with a teammate. He looked at my actions and scolded me horribly: 【Did you shake your head and get hit by your pig ears?】 【The brain fluid in your head is water
Toilet cleaner poured in?】 【Why haven't you gone back to your hometown to see if your brain is buried under your ancestors' grave?】 Before I could react, he blocked me. Damned! The mouth is more poisonous than uncooked green beans. My angry stomach has no place to vent. So angry, I created an additional account for him. I was determined to make him more uncomfortable than I was! After "licking" for a few days, I finally added his WeChat. Every day I say "hey" short "hey" long "hey" and ask kindly. At first he didn't pay attention. Also sarcastic: