Chapter 1 — Love and Essay I Can't Escape

The year I was most bored with life, I passed the graduate school class instructed by my brother's best friend. On the podium, he is an academic giant, endlessly talkative. Under the podium, I was an academic insect, only worrying about taking advantage of the tea and water buffet. I originally intended to hug my big thighs and not graduate. Until he read my thesis, while taking blood pressure medication, he asked online: 【Can an idiot even pass the graduate school exam?】 This cold-blooded man did not accept relatives, forcing me to delay my graduation. To get revenge, I sent him a long emotional essay in the middle of the night: 【Brother, I want to keep you in my heart forever.】 He hugged his teacher's certificate tightly, tremblingly said: 【You bastard, you want to turn me into a PowerPoint presentation and post it online, right!】 1 Academic conference - a gathering place for elders. Co Nghien Tu's low, cold voice echoed in the hall, the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose reflected the cold light. The custom-made dark gray suit hugged his tall, straight figure, causing the academic elite's forbidden aura to skyrocket to its maximum. The professors below all smiled like "a big aunt looks at a good child": "This is the valedictorian of the province that year, a genius who skipped class three times in a row." “Look at that aura, it's definitely a live admission flyer from University A.” "I heard that he is now the youngest master's instructor at University A. He will definitely train more talented people like him." But what about right next to me: Sister is being invaded by knowledge, eyes half-closed and nodding. The younger sister was about to fall asleep. The younger brother didn't know what to ask. And I'm impatiently waiting for the tea and cake buffet time. A few minutes ago, Co Nghien Tu sternly reminded: "After the meeting, you have to study hard and pay attention to knowledge." I was sleepy and suddenly woke up: "Breakfast? When will there be breakfast?" He gritted his teeth and spit out each word: "After tea break, let the older professors eat first, especially Ninh Tran's group, don't rush in first and make me lose face." Outwardly, I nodded like I was pounding garlic. Inside, there was crazy joy: It was a thousand-yuan buffet! Whoever is quick wins! The conference ended. Junior sister blocked the way on the left, junior brother approached on the right, I rushed straight into the area limited to delicious food. “Senior sister, this egg tart is extremely delicious.” “Yeah yeah, this cheesecake is amazing.” "Aah, when will Haagen-Dazs ice cream be available? I can't steal it!" The academic pests swept away, and everywhere they passed there was not a blade of grass left. Co Nghien Tu was surrounded by people discussing academics. And we were frantically refueling, performing the academic version of "Hungry Arena". He went to do diplomacy, I went to eat calories - it was truly a disaster for him. My brother and I grew up in my mother's hometown. Co Nghien Tu is the neighbor's brother, also my brother's close friend. But Ninh Tieu doesn't consider me a person. When I was five years old, to have free time to play games, he forced me to stay at Co Nghien Tu's door: "Brothers, take care of the bitch first." From then on, Co Nghien Tu began a career of "playing the role of a replacement brother" that lasted for twenty years. I caused trouble at school, he took the shopping card to the principal's office and laughed at the settlement. I failed the exam, then squatted in front of his house, begging for forgiveness "At every parent meeting, as soon as he sat down next to me, the young homeroom teacher immediately turned me - a special student - into a "potential young man, waiting to explode". Before the university entrance exam, Co Nghien Tu mobilized all his ability to "study well" and put me - a genuine bad student - into a 211 school. Before graduating, my brother seduced and deceived: "Brothers, if you bring Buddha to the West, you will contribute some capital to the room. As for my experiment, I will continue to guide this 'child' for another three years." When Co Nghien Tu had not yet downloaded the fraud prevention application, I officially became his student. 2. While we were eating and drinking like hungry tigers, bowing our heads to take advantage of the energy, we suddenly looked up... We only saw an old professor with a gentle face appearing next to Co Nghien Tu, staring at us. But what about me? His left hand holds an egg tart, his right hand holds a macaron, his cheeks bulging like a hamster. “Co Yan Tu, are these people your students?” Co Nghien Tu gently pushed her gold-rimmed glasses, wishing she couldn't be ten miles away from me: "Not close, distant relatives on my mother's side." The professor pointed at me and smiled: "This girl is Ninh Tieu's sister, right? You two really look alike. I heard that this girl and you are childhood sweethearts? He smiled wryly, his face expressionless: "We're from the same village, we're not familiar with each other." "In the past, Ninh Tieu and you were evenly matched. His sister must have been good too, right?" “…It's hard to say…” Co Nghien Tu tried to keep a polite smile. The old professor patted him on the shoulder: "As a teacher, you must know how to see the good points of your students." Co Nghien Tu nodded politely: "Yes, my students are very clean... every time they make me lose face." I bowed my head in silence, almost choking on the piece of cake until I lost my soul. At that moment, Co Nghien Tu's eternal enemy - Mr. Truong - came and joked: "Actually, Professor Co's students are also very enthusiastic." “At least… knows how to endure suffering, eats extremely well, meets 80% standard.” Co Nghien Tu smiled coldly: "How can they compare to Professor Truong's academic talents? Look, he's truly a domineering student, but also domineering." At this time, the "insects" under Mr. Truong's command were eating and stuffing their bags, sweeping like grasshoppers. Old Truong stood there stiffly, his eyes like knives. As for us, the screaming crowd, we immediately fell silent like chickens with hair stuck in our hair. No way, can't you guys just sign an "Agreement not to quarrel with each other"? The fairies fight, we little devils suffer! 3 Co Nghien Tu, her face as black as the bottom of a pot, sat down next to me. I secretly pulled his sleeve: "Dear, don't be angry, I even secretly saved you a cake hehe..." "This lemon cheese cake is so delicious, it's extremely hard to get!" He rubbed his temples and looked at me with eyes like "hate of iron cannot become steel": "Ninh Tran, what did you learn from this conference?" I immediately transformed into a professional flatterer, raising my thumbs with both hands: "Your lecture is excellent!" He sneered: "Which one is good?" "Yes... every sentence is good..." Co Nghien Tu took my notes and slowly read each line: 【Delicious breakfast is fleeting, you have to know the timing, one minute overwhelms the whole crowd.】 【You have to sit near the back, easy to speed up. Even if it's a single cube Simple, cube-centered, tightly packed hexagonal cube or face-centered cube, you have to steal them all at once.】 【You must dare to take risks, dare to rob, dare to eat!】 【Summary: Knowledge does not go to the head, but food goes to the stomach. What goes into your stomach is yours.】 He took a deep breath, trying to stay calm: "Ninh Tran, if you used that buffet-robbing head to write your thesis, you wouldn't be humiliated everywhere as a teacher." I felt guilty and bowed my head. Take a sip of milk tea to calm down. He tapped on the table, his voice serious: "Where is the thesis? Why hasn't it been submitted yet?" I replied in a low voice: "I'll send it to you right away when I get home..." (insert pirated advertisement) Tieu Ho's files - super anti-copying, choose Tieu Ho book search bot, reputable - safe - no traps! He sighed helplessly: "Okay, I can send it tomorrow. Now let me sleep well for the night." 4 The next day. The moment I pushed open the door and entered Co Nghien Tu's office, I felt like I saw four big words hovering above his head: "Dai Hung Chi Nhat" (Day of Great Disaster). “Miss Ninh, the results of your bloodline assessment are out.” I looked at the 95% text duplication rate in the thesis, my eyes darkened. "Teacher, I don't copy that much! At most... just consider it a hybrid..." Heaven, please judge right from wrong for me! {Read full on page Van Ha Tuong} Co Nghien Tu slammed the essay on the table, her face as cold as ice: "So explain how this paragraph is exactly the same as the article I published in Nature 5 years ago?" I mumbled: "Proves that you have perfectly inherited my teacher's academic excellence..." "I said before that your first draft was feces, right?" He took off his glasses, rubbed his temples, and slowly continued: "Now that's good, you rolled it up, added a gold border, and plan to change your job to become an 'academic dung beetle', right?" “Do you know what 'Pinduoduo* academic' is? (meaning cheap patchwork) This essay is so patchy that it makes me doubt your sanity!” Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that his computer screen wasn't turned off. The search page clearly displayed a few big words: 【Can an idiot pass the graduate school exam?】 I grabbed the edge of the table, desperately trying to salvage: "Teacher... so what areas do I need to fix?" He pointed to the place with the name 'Instructor: Co Nghien Tu' on the essay: "Change my name to Mr. Truong. I want him to have a bad reputation in the academic world this time." He really... Curses straight to his face without feeling guilty. “What about the relationship with my brothers…” As soon as I mentioned my brother, his eyes were as sharp as knives: “Back then, my brother told me to send a ‘lucky mascot’ to help increase the pressure in the laboratory.” “You're really good at regulating high blood pressure!” He threw the essay back: "Take away this academic trash. Bao Ninh Tieu will turn the trash into treasure for you." “My opinion is: graduation should be postponed.” The sky has fallen. There are two things I regret most in my life: One is checking the "accept coordination of wishes" box when taking the university entrance exam. Second, listen to Ninh Tieu's devil and take the graduate exam in Co Nghien Tu's place. I dreamed of holding the thigh of an academic master, and living a life where I could just lie still and graduate. Who would have thought that this cold-blooded man would treat me like a stranger! Every time there was a meeting, I was brought to "the council" under the names: "Some classmates", "Some individuals", "Even some people..." The whole academy praised Professor Co for his integrity, fairness, and strict teaching. notch. The only thing left is lack of water... kill me to establish religion!