Chapter 2 — Love and Essay I Can't Escape

5 Coming home, Ninh Tieu was happily curled up on the sofa watching football. I aggressively rushed in front of him: "Brother, help me edit my thesis!" He raised his head and looked at me in surprise: "You haven't committed such a serious crime, do you have to suffer this punishment?" I immediately exploded, grabbed a pillow and hit him: "Co Nghien Tu dares to force me to delay my graduation!" “Is that what your ‘plastic’ brotherhood is all about?” Ninh Tieu lazily raised his head and waved his hand away from me like a fly: "Prolonging graduation? Wouldn't that cost you another year of tuition? Well, cut your pocket money, don't bother!" "Ning Tieu, you dog! Are you still my biological brother? Do you really want to see my graduation delayed?" I angrily grabbed the remote and turned off the TV. "It's good to stay another year. The aunt and uncle in the cafeteria even saved chicken thighs for me. Everyone who meets me calls me 'academic sister-in-law', so happy!" This bastard! I had no choice but to bow my head, hug my thighs and beg: "Brother, brother, please save me! Prolonging graduation is very humiliating..." "If you don't help, I will haunt you all day long, call in the middle of the night to harass you, eat rice and steal meat, cut off the hot water for bathing..." He was so annoyed by me that he went crazy: "Okay, let me come up with a plan." “I'm going to dump Co Nghien Tu and that's it.” I was confused: "What kind of felling?" The corner of his lips curled up, smiling very cunningly: "He's an academic, you're him. To round it all out, you're an academic, right?" Me: “How is that possible???” Co Nghien Tu is the type of flower high in the mountains. Students and teachers who admire him can line up from here to France. There were even rumors - he was "not straight", who was his secret lover? "The young twin grass of University A" - that's my brother! Not to mention, he hates academic cheating the most. When talking to students - regardless of gender - he must leave the room door wide open. The style is "academic clean ground, not tainted with darkness". Tell me to dump him??? Not! It's me??? Isn't this different from telling Pigsy to capture Sun Wukong??? 6 Looking back and forth but still seeing that the "teacher's plan" was impossible, I went to find my best friend. As soon as he heard it, he slapped his thigh with joy: "This move is risky, but the chance of winning is extremely high!" My best friend began to analyze clearly: "Suppose, let's just suppose, you go confess to Co Nghien Tu." “First, successful confession → Senior sister turns into nun → academic journal arrives, pension money arrives, graduation and job also arrives.” “Second, failed confession → He doesn't want to see you anymore → activates the 'promote graduation' effect!” "Anyway, Qin Shi Huang touched the power, no matter what, it's a big win!" The more he thought about it, the more excited he became: "Imagine, during the day he curses you in the office, at night you drag him into bed to treat him! Your childhood friend and professor is so delicious, have you never been moved?" Vibrate? My relationship with Co Nghien Tu is... very complicated. When I was little, I wished he was my father. When I grow up a little, I want him to be my biological brother. When I grew up, I wanted him to be my husband. Until… He became my teacher. I immediately no longer had any distracting thoughts, every day I only thought about how to poison him to shut up without being prosecuted for criminal liability. But after "logical analysis" by my best friend, I saw it This trick... has a door! If you advance you can attack, if you retreat you can defend, no matter what! So I stayed up all night to write a 10,000 word "love confession" and pressed send. Academic Daddy: 【???】 Desperate illiterate child: 【Brother, actually I can't write an essay, because every day I see you, I can't concentrate (photo of crying cat.jpg)】 【I've liked you for a long time, every time I look at your charming face, my heart beats like a village drum.】 【I want to keep you in my heart, I miss you every day, I can't stop thinking about you. I...】 The chat box shows "The other person is typing a message..." Flashing for a whole minute. Finally, Co Nghien Tu sent a message: 【Horror! Are you planning on turning me into a PowerPoint presentation and posting it on the internet, forcing me to retire early?!】 I hurriedly went down to the water: 【Brother, I'm sincere… I'm truly awake…】 Immediately, a series of 60-second voice messages were sent. Opening it, there was the sound of grinding teeth mixed with ice-cold laughter: 【Seriously? The snow is so big, my heart trembles...】 【Your number one task is to remove all the apps to read foreign romance novels!】 【If you could write a thesis as fast as writing a love letter, it would at least be published in Nature by now! Or should you change your career to become a webdrama author?!】 【Because of your "excellent" creative spirit, tomorrow at the group meeting, I will submit a report: "Psychological reconstruction after failed confession" - no less than 10,000 words, less than 10% overlap.】 I'm crying to death. What is this? The academic version of Hell on Earth?! “Dissertation or supervisor, you must be able to saw something!” My best friend continued to cheer with great enthusiasm: "He forced you to write an article on psychological reconstruction, right? So you rebuild it so he can see clearly!" That night, I sat squatting in the laboratory, tears falling like rain, typing. 7 The next morning, group meeting. I cowered in the farthest corner, wishing I could turn into a speck of dust and fly away. Just wait until you hear the words: "Dismissed." I immediately ran away. Suddenly, a cold voice interrupted: "Ninh Tran, stay." All eyes turned to me, everyone said: "Good luck, don't study again in your next life." I froze in place. Being asked to read the article "Psychological reconstruction after rejection" out loud in front of everyone. I tremblingly began: "1. Set up a defense mechanism: Every day recite the mantra 'smart people don't fall in love, lonely queens study for a doctorate'. 2. Redirect attention: Focus all your thoughts from lust to reading academic documents. 3. Sublimate your emotions: Turn secret affection into intellectual desire." … Co Nghien Tu pushed up her glasses, her eyes cold: "When did you have such a rebellious thought?" “That… just suddenly…” Actually, my feelings for Co Nghien Tu… have been off track for a long time. He is 5 years older than me. In 12th grade, when I heard that he was dating the school beauty, I didn't understand why I felt crazy upset. It feels like someone has stolen my life. But clearly, he is not my biological brother. Besides, Ninh Tieu has a boyfriend, I still want to set off firecrackers to celebrate. I gradually realized... I had impure thoughts about Co Nghien Tu. Not qualified to question, but unable to control his imagination, his achievements also plummeted. The teachers thought I was "in love early" and called the parents. My brother is busy in love, Co Nghien Tu come instead. He had a cold face and seriously educated me about the harmful effects of falling in love early. Every day I watch to see which brat dares to approach me. God knows how I lived during those months. Co Nghien Tu looks gentle on the outside, but in reality, she doesn't eat anything hard or soft. After school, they forced me to go home immediately, confiscated my phone, and forced me to practice question 5-3. Achievement from 500 points to 600, equal to great strength. Of course, the lustful feelings are also eroded little by little. Especially now that he's a graduate student, he gets cursed eight hundred times a day. Co Nghien Tu's eyes fell on the paragraph I wrote: "If you can't get rich overnight, can you hug me overnight?" That rustic flirting sentence makes me cry, I hear it... I'm so embarrassed I want to bury myself. I coughed lightly, raised my head straight and declared: "I like you, I like you like crazy!" Screaming in my heart: Let me graduate! Let me graduate quickly!! "Really?" He suddenly stood up and approached me, the scent of agarwood wafting from him around his nose. I accidentally stared at his throat moving, my ears involuntarily felt hot. He lightly tapped my forehead, smiling gently like a spring breeze: "Since you like me so much, I can't bear to let you graduate." I: ??? Is that reasonable? This type of scumbag is exactly like Ninh Tieu! I was so angry, I called my brother: "Brother! I can't treat Co Nghien Tu, I don't study anymore, I want to work for you!" The voice worthy of being beaten rang out: "Come at 8:30 tomorrow morning to do the procedure, monthly salary 4 million." I doubted my ears: "How much? 4 million???" He laughed coldly: "New graduates can only do that. Oh, but we have to adjust, you have a maximum of 3.5 million, because you affect my company's reputation." I gritted my teeth: "Suddenly I love studying again."