Chapter 1 — Salty Fish Sister: Slipped to the Fairy Peak

"Junior sister, you have been stuck in the Qi Refinement period for thirty years! If this continues, sooner or later you will be expelled from the sect!" I lay down on a tree branch, holding a spirit fruit to sip, my legs crossed, lazily waving my hand: "Senior brother, cultivating immortals is very tiring, it's better to lie still and nourish your body." The eldest senior brother was so angry that his white beard fluttered upright: "Lin Tieu Ngu! You are the sect master's true disciple! Do you know that Tieu Han on the opposite peak has already formed a Golden Dan?" I pouted and replied lazily: "Tieu Han? You mean that guy who gets up three hours a day to practice swordplay, only eats rice noodles, and doesn't even know how to laugh? Is that a demon who practices asceticism?" “That's called diligence!” Senior brother gritted his teeth. “No,” I chewed a piece of spirit fruit, slowly spitting out the seeds, “that's called tasteless.” “Cop!” The spirit fruit seed followed an absolutely precise path and fell straight down, with a pop, landing right on... the top of Tieu Han's head as he walked past the tree. “…” The air was as quiet as paper. Tieu Han raised his head slowly, his face was as handsome as a fairy descending to earth, but his aura was as cold as ice. His eyes seemed to be saying: "You... are definitely dead." Me: “…” “Senior brother,” I gulped, “I feel… it can still be saved.” In the next moment, Tieu Han drew his sword. I curl up and run away immediately! "Save my life aaaaa! The ascetic demon is crazy, wants to kill people!" I'm Lam Tieu Ngu, I put a book into a book to cultivate immortal texts to become a cannon fodder woman. The original owner was the type of person who worked hard to become a demon, practicing day and night, but in the end he was framed by the female lead and went into hiding, becoming a demon and dying. What about us? On the first day of reading the book, I made up my mind: "What is cultivating? Lying still and enjoying happiness is the way!" So... People work hard day and night cultivating, I hug the blanket and sleep soundly. People carry the alchemy furnace, we light the stove to roast chicken. Others fly with swords, but I...directly ride a fairy crane and fly across the sky! Crane fairy: “???” Me: "Don't panic... add spirit stone." Just like that, I officially became the number one waste disciple of the entire immortal sect... until one day—— [System Start] A mechanical but excited voice rang in my head: [Host], actually you are the "Salty Fish Immortal" that only appears once every ten thousand years! The more you lie in the sun, the lazier you become, and the faster your cultivation increases! Me: “???” The system continued to explain: "Simply put—— You sleep = cultivate, Eat spiritual food = temper, Avoid work = enlightenment!" I was silent for a moment, then slowly asked: "So... what is my current level of cultivation?" System: "Congratulations to the host, you have just entered the Nguyen Anh period directly!" Me: “……” Good guy! It turns out I'm the one who's the goddess of heaven?! The next day, the immortal gate had a grand competition. The sect master was so heartbroken that his white beard trembled. He held my hand and sobbed: "Tieu Ngu~ No matter what... as long as you stay past the first round, the teacher will immediately reward you big!" My eyes were as bright as stars: “How much?” Sect Master: “……Ten pieces of spirit stone.” I slammed the table and stood up: "Transaction successful!" The opponent crossed his arms and sneered in contempt: "Lin Tieu Ngu, a Qi Refining person like you, dare to climb up here and bring humiliation to yourself?" I yawned, my eyes half-closed: "Hurry up, I'll go back and take a nap after I finish fighting." The opponent was furious: "Arrogant!" He swung his sword down, his sword energy roared, his spiritual pressure billowing. I don't sadly stood up, rolled around to the side, just barely avoiding it! Competitor: "???" Audience: “???” I brushed the dust off my shirt and lazily waved my hand: "Continue." The opponent gritted his teeth and swung another sword! I... changed to another position, continuing to roll and dodge. “???” Under the stage, a commotion arose: "What did she do?!" Tieu Han squinted his eyes, his voice was as low as ice: "... Body technique?" Are not. This is called —— “Salty Fish Turn Over” The following ten moves. The opponent lay collapsed on the stage, his face as pale as paper, his spiritual energy completely exhausted. I —— won completely. The whole square was as quiet as paper. The sect leader's hands shook, the tea cup fell to the ground with a "bang" sound and shattered: "Tieu Ngu... you... when did you learn "Tieu Dao Bo"?!" I scratched my head, looking confused: "Ah? I just... rolled around a few times..." The disciples: "???" Audience: “???” From then on, throughout the entire Immortal Sect, a legend circulated - "The little junior sister who was a waste of years, is actually the hidden big brother!" But I, Lam Tieu Ngu, still secretly hide my reputation and continue to bask in the sun. Anyway... How can cultivating immortals be as fun as making salted fish? 2 "Lin Tieu Ngu! Give this old man a clear explanation!" The sect leader's roar echoed throughout Thanh Van Phong, causing the clouds and sky to shake and the entire mountain range to tremble. I tightened my neck, hugged the grilled spirit chicken tightly in my arms, and muttered softly: "What explanation... I won the big competition, doesn't the master have to give me a reward...?" The Sect Master's blood surged, his white beard bristled: "You are only in the Qi Refinement stage, how can you win against a Golden Dan stage disciple?!" I blinked, looking innocent and kind: "Maybe... he's a bit weak...?" “……” The whole school was silent for three seconds. At that moment, the senior brother who had just been "rolled" off the stage by me... opened his mouth and spat out a mouthful of blood, falling unconscious! Very good. Hatred +1 After the great competition of immortals ended, my life... took a step towards heaven. Before, the way people looked at me was: "Oh, that's trash." Now, the way they look at us has changed into: "Oh my, there's a hidden monster!!!" Even Tieu Han, who is as cold as ice for thousands of years, made an exception and blocked my way. He stood in front of me, his handsome face like a fairy descending to earth, but his eyes were deep and complex, hard to fathom: "What realm are you... in?" I was biting into the sticky spirit fruit, chewing loudly, and replied vaguely: "It's the Qi Training period." Tieu Han: "..." His expression seemed to be saying: "Do you think I'm a fool?" I sighed and patted his shoulder gently like an elder admonishing a junior: "Senior brother Tieu, cultivating immortals... the most important thing is to have fun. Don't be too stubborn, when you're comfortable, the path will take care of itself." The corner of Tieu Han's lips twitched slightly, his face remained cold as ice, without saying a word, he turned and walked away. But I know —— He will come back. Tieu Han appeared again in front of my room. Without a word, he threw a sword straight into my hand. “Practice.” I lowered my head to look, three bright golden words caught my eye: 《Cuu Thien Xuan Female Sword》 Me: “……” Raising my head, I sincerely asked: “Senior brother Tieu, are… are you misunderstanding something about me?” Tieu Han's face was expressionless, his voice calm: "You were able to defeat the Kim Dan period in the big competition. Your talent is certainly not ordinary. It's just... you're too lazy." I shook my head, very seriously: "No, I'm really... very lazy." 🛌 Tieu Han: “……” The veins on his temple twitched slightly. He took a deep breath, as if he was trying to endure something, and finally spoke coldly: "In three days, the secret test - you come with me." Me: “???” Wait… secret trial?! Isn't this where in the original... the female lead plotted to harm the original owner?! I'm panicking. Even though I now possess the "Salty Fish Immortal Root", my cultivation base has increased like a rocket... but! My opponent is not a person, but —— the power of the original! What if the heroine still wants my life, what should I do?! So I decided - hug the big man's thighs tightly!

“Senior Brother Tieu!” I immediately grabbed his sleeve, my eyes full of sincerity and pity: "Actually... I'm sick!" Tieu Han: “?” I was so serious that my voice trembled: "I was born with a weak body, I cannot exercise vigorously, otherwise I will... vomit blood and die!" Tieu Han: "..." I added more evidence, grabbed his sleeve and gently shook it: "It's true! Look, my face is pale, I'm out of breath after a few steps!" Tieu Han looked at me quietly for three seconds, then suddenly raised his hand - "Pop!" {Read full page at Nguyet Hoa Cac} A talisman was stuck directly in the middle of my forehead. Me: “???” Tieu Han coldly spit out two words: "Trac Ngu talisman." Me: “……” Good guy, it turns out that the world of cultivating immortals still has such advanced technology?! The talisman flashed a faint light... then went out, no reaction. Tieu Han narrowed his eyes: "You... didn't lie?" Me: “……” System!!! Save lives!!! The system spoke slowly, with an extremely "superior" voice: "Host, don't panic. Your innate root is 'Salty Fish Linh Root', which has a debuff immunity effect, and the test charm is ineffective." Me: “……” … 666, what a buffalo. Tieu Han saw that the talisman was not glowing, frowned, and finally said coldly: "Three days later, at Dragon time, gather at the mountain gate." Having finished speaking, he turned and left, his back as proud as the snow on the mountain top. I stood there, bewildered for a long time: “……” It's done. Even if you run away, you won't be able to escape. That night, I decided to temporarily hug Buddha's feet and study quickly to save my life. “System, do you have any quick success secrets?!” System: "Host, your cultivation will increase automatically when you sleep, what else do you need?" I'm impatient. “But… I don't know how to fight!” The system leisurely replied: "It's simple. You just need to continue lying in the sun. If there's danger - just roll around and you're done." Me: “???” The system seriously explained: "That's called 'Salty Fish Flip', a unique passive skill. The stronger you encounter, the faster you roll." Me: “……” Good guy, it turns out I'm about to become the number one "slippery piece of meat" in the cultivating world?! The disciples of the wind gathered together, the sound of discussion was noisy, and the aura of immortal spirits was flowing. The female lead To Dao Dao appeared in a pure white outfit, her sleeves fluttered, her fairy spirit floated, every step looked like a fairy descending to earth. She smiled gently, elegantly responding to each person: "Seniors, senior sisters, this time the test... please give me more instructions." Then her eyes fell on me, smiling gently like the spring breeze: "Is Junior Sister Lam coming too?" Me: “……” It's dangerous.