Chapter 3 — Salty Fish Sister: Slipped to the Fairy Peak

Tieu Han's eyes sank like an abyss, the sword energy around his body trembled slightly. He suddenly turned to look at me, his voice low: "Do you have a solution?" Me: “???” Big brother, where did you misunderstand me!!! But before I could refuse, Tieu Han took action - Pushed me out! "Tieu Han!!! You're such an evil bastard!!!" “Bop!” I fell straight into the middle of the group of Fire Poison Scorpions. Fire Poison Scorpion: “???” Tieu Han: “???” Thanh Kiem Phong disciples: “???” At that moment —— “BAM!!!” With me as the center, an invisible shock wave exploded, swirling like a hurricane! The entire group of Fire Poison Scorpions were blown away at the same time like fallen leaves in the wind, "bump thup thup" hitting the surrounding trees, some fainted, some ran away. The smoke and dust dissipated. The space was as quiet as death. A few of Thanh Kiem Phong's disciples, their faces covered in mud, their mouths open, looked at me tremblingly: "You... what did you just do...?" Tieu Han stood behind, his eyes deep, the corner of his lips twitching slightly - Perhaps, at this moment, a dangerous thought was forming in his heart: "Lin Tieu Ngu... how much power is hidden?" The disciples of Huyen Kiem Phong widened their eyes, their faces full of disbelief: "Lam... Junior Sister Lam... You... what technique did you just perform?!" I was still lying on the ground, my face covered in ash, my eyes empty, my voice lifeless: “…… Dafa Salty Fish.” Everybody: "???" Tieu Han: "..." Tieu Han slowly walked forward, one hand picked up the back of my shirt like a cat, and coldly opened his mouth: "It's settled, let's go." Me: “……” Hey, can you treat me… with a little respect for my human status?! The system made a serious "ding" sound: "Host congratulations! Passive skill 'Salty Fish Assault' has automatically upgraded - now renamed 'Salty Fish AOE' - wide area damage!" Me: “……” “… Thank you for turning me into a bipedal biological weapon.” To Dao Dao finally couldn't bear it anymore. “Zhang!” —— She broke the jade tea cup, her eyebrows twisted, her face turned pale, her eyes blazing: “No way!!!” “That group of Fire Poison Scorpions… was also taken care of by her?!!” Next to him, the black shadow guard whispered: "Miss, they are about to arrive at the Blood Slaughter Swamp, where... 'that one' has been arranged." The corner of To Dao Dao's lips curled up into a sinister smile, her voice cold as ice: "Very good... This time, let's see... how else can she roll!" In front of us stretches a vast area of red blood swamp, stinking fog, and the air is filled with strange blood energy. A mournful scream echoed from deep within the swamp, sending chills down my spine. The Huyen Kiem disciples' faces were as white as paper: "This... this is the Blood Slaughter Swamp! Even Nguyen Anh monks don't dare to step in!" Tieu Han frowned, lowered his voice, looked at me: "What do you think?" I tilted my head, very serious: "I think... it would be safer to close my eyes." Tieu Han: “……” (One day, he will definitely be angered to death by me.) The surface of the swamp boiled, blood foam erupted, a deep roar echoed from the bottom of the abyss —— BOOM! A giant Blood Slaughter Ngac Giao broke through the water and rushed out, its scales were as crimson as blood, its blood-light eyes were as cold as ice, its Yuan Anh stage aura burst out, crushing the surrounding air! Huyen Kiem Phong disciples: "X... it's over... my life is over..." Tieu Han tightened his grip on the sword hilt, his breath sharp, and called in a deep voice: "Lin Tieu Ngu." I stood at attention, raised my hand in greeting: "Yes!" Tieu Han's eyes were like ice, saying word by word: "You... roll again." Me: “???” “Tieu Han, do you think I am… a humanoid bomb?!” Big brother, are you taking me too seriously?! But before I could react, the bloodthirsty Ngac Giao opened its mouth full of razor-like teeth, roaring and rushing straight towards me! “Poof!!” I... slipped. The whole body flew out like a firecracker —— “Puff!” —— hit Ngac Giao straight on the head. Ngac Giao: “???” Tieu Han: “???” All disciples: “???” Right after that —— “MMMM!!!” A dazzling golden light suddenly burst out from the person, the light tore through the red mist, like the power of heaven descending. The blood-killing Ec Giao roared fiercely, was blown back by the invisible shock wave, fell straight into the deep swamp with a "bang" and disappeared. The blood mist disappeared. The strange howling sound disappeared. The entire Blood Sat Swamp area returned to dead silence. Everyone: “……” Tieu Han: “……” Me: “……” I was still lying on the ground, my face smeared, slowly raised my head, forcing an embarrassed but polite smile: “This… If I say… I will faint, you guys… believe it?” Everyone: “……” (The Xuan Kiem peak disciple suspects that the perception of the immortal cultivating universe has just been completely overturned.) Officially recorded by the immortal sect as —— “The most unusual event in the history of the secret realm of the immortal sect.” 4 “Lin Tieu Ngu!!!” The earth-shattering scream echoed throughout the Thanh Van Phong main hall, the tiled roof trembled, and the dust from the rafters fell. The sect master was so angry that his white beard stood up, and he slapped the table hard: "You! Explain to the teacher immediately!!!" I shrank my neck, hugged the grilled spirit chicken tightly in my arms like a talisman, and whispered softly: "What explanation... Didn't the disciple still come back alive..." Sect Master: "Returned alive?!" He glared at me as if his eyes were going to pop out, his white beard shaking: "Do you know?! That blood-slaughtering Ngac Giao is a Yuan Anh level demon beast! An Qi Refining stage person like you - what did you rely on to send it flying?!" I blinked, my face sincere, my voice sincere: "Maybe... ... it has osteoporosis?" The whole main hall: “……” A breeze blew past, the space was strangely quiet. Standing next to him, Tieu Han twitched the corners of his lips, tried to hold back his laughter, and quietly tilted his head to avoid eye contact. System: "Congratulations to the host - The skill 'Talking nonsense' has reached its maximum level." Me: “Too much praise, too much praise.” After the secret trial ended, my name —— Lam Tieu Ngu —— exploded throughout the immortal gate. On the "Xianmen forum" (audio transmission) Top 3 hot searches: 1. "Lin Tieu Ngu: Salty Fish Turns Over" 2. "Shocked! The trash sister is actually a hidden boss!" 3. "Things that cannot be said between Tieu Han and Lam Tieu Ngu" Me: "???" “Wait… what the hell is that third one?!” Before I could catch my breath, the next day, in front of my small courtyard, a mountain of letters were piled up to challenge: • The sword cultivator wants to compete in swordsmanship. • Alchemy wants to compare alchemy. • Even the disciples of the Spirit Beast Park sent me a card — challenging me to become a beast tamer?! Me: “……” “Do you… understand what salty fish is?! Don't misunderstand the concept!” Finally, I gathered all the challenge letters, stacked them, and stuffed them under the table leg to prevent misalignment. The system prompts: “Host, you will win if you do this sin against many people.” I bit the spirit fruit and replied lazily: "Not afraid. I have 'Light Fish Salty', whoever hits me... that person is unlucky." System: “……” “Host, this kind of sky-defying buff… can you be a little more humble?” On the third day, To Dao Dao led a group of splendidly dressed junior sisters to personally "pay a visit" to my small monastery. She wore a white silk dress, her smile was as gentle as the spring breeze, but deep in her eyes was hidden a cold venom like a venomous snake slithering through ice and snow. "Senior sister Lam, I heard that you are unmatched in the secret realm. Senior sister came specially... to ask for advice." I gnawed on the fruit, chewing loudly, absentmindedly replying: "Senior sister Su, I just... got lucky." The corner of To Dao Dao's lips curled up slightly, her smile was gentler, but her eyes became colder: "Really? So —— how about we try a little competition?” As soon as she finished speaking, she flicked her finger, and a stream of cold sword energy like a heavenly wind tore through the sky, turned into a bone-chilling ray of light, and stabbed directly into my face! Me: “!!!” “Poof!!” Following my survival reflex, I immediately fell to the ground, the cold sword air grazed my sideburns, making a "swoosh" sound - cutting the bamboo stalk behind me in half! To Dao Dao: “?” The monks behind: “???” I slowly got up, brushed the dust off my skirt, and said with a sincere expression: "Senior sister Su, I... admit defeat." To Dao Dao: “……” Her gentle smile stiffened for a moment. “Senior Sister Lam, an immortal cultivator… can you be afraid before even fighting?” I sighed, my expression extremely serious: "But I am... a salty fish." To Dao Dao: “……” The corner of her lips twitched, her expression became more and more distorted, it was almost difficult to maintain her fairy-like appearance.